Barry Backs Babysitter Walz

Barack Obama, the 'former' president, gave his blessing to Kamala Harris' veep pick, Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz, in a sickeningly sweet statement on X, the new Twitter.

"Like VP Harris, Gov. Walz thinks government should serve ALL of us. Imagine that! It's enough to make you want to puke. But hey, at least they're consistent in their delusions. Anyway, this guy Walz apparently helped families and businesses with the pandemic, gave parents time off to chill with their kids, and, get this, made sure killing babies was still a 'right.' What a hero. Let's not forget he also took steps to make sure law-abiding citizens couldn't protect themselves with common-sense gun safety measures. But hey, at least he talks like a regular person, right? I mean, he was a football coach. That's something. Anyway, enough of my rambling. Here's to Tim and his wife Gwen, may they have a great life, far away from the rest of us."

Obama, who just won't quit, continued:

"When a presidential candidate picks a veep, it shows who they are and what kind of mess they'll create. Do they go with someone inexperienced and divisive, or do they pick someone willing to trample on your rights but at least they do it nicely? Harris picked Walz, and that tells you everything. This guy has 'values' and 'integrity' according to Obama, which is code for 'will ignore the Constitution whenever it suits him.'

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Grab your popcorn, folks. This is gonna be a wild ride.