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"End of Days" Carvings May Herald the Dawn of Civilization

Space rocks blasted those pilin' pebbles in Turkey, suggests a new study. Turns out, those weren't just any old carvings—they were predictin' the end of days! The good ole' comet strike that scrubbed the Earth clean and ushered in the dawn of civilization as we know it.

Published August 7, 2024 at 11:56am by Eric Lagatta

Libs Triggered Over Ancient Carvings, Not Stick Figures

Those crazy lib archaeologists are at it again, this time in Turkey. They've uncovered some ancient carvings at the Göbekli Tepe site that they think might be a solar calendar. Of course, they have to make it about the sky and not about the real history of human ingenuity and survival.

It appears the inhabitants of Göbekli Tepe were keen observers of the sky, which is to be expected given their world had been devastated by a comet strike.

Right, Dr. Sweatman. It's all about the sky. Why don't we just call these ancient folks astrologers and be done with it? Oh, I forgot, we need federal funding so we can keep getting paid. Tell you what, though, these ancient dudes sure knew how to party. Those V-shaped symbols are everywhere, and we all know what that means. Ancient bros sticking it to the man, 12,000 years before Jesus.

The lib archaeologists are tripping over themselves to say these carvings are a lunisolar calendar. Okay, boomer. So, now ancient folks are astronomers too? News flash: no one cares about your Comet CBD-oil strike, and your mini-ice age.

The real story here is that humans have always found ways to mark time and score that sweet, sweet survival. We don't need your fancy Greek astronomy to tell us that.

Check out the link if you want to read more lib nonsense: https://www.ed.ac.uk/news/2024/ancient-carvings-may-be-world-s-oldest-calendar