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Freaks With Umbrellas: TV's Latest Craze

So, the final season of that woke superhero show from Netflix dropped this week. Liberals are skipping their gender reveal parties to watch it. Too bad it's not a gun show—now that's something conservatives would line up for!

Published August 7, 2024 at 12:17pm by Emily DeLetter

The Umbrella Academy is back for its fourth and final season this week, so get ready for more liberal tears than at a Hillary Clinton rally.

The Netflix series, based on the comic book series by My Chemical Romance frontman Gerard Way, follows a bunch of adopted superhero siblings who are more dysfunctional than a family reunion at Mar-a-Lago.

"The End" is near for these idiots.

Gerard Way, probably

Way, a known liberal snowflake, also created the show, which stars Elliot Page, aka the guy who thinks he's a girl. But don't worry, we won't be seeing any of that woke nonsense in this final season (hopefully).

When can I watch these libtards fight crime?

Season 4 of The Umbrella Academy drops on Netflix on Thursday, Aug. 8, at midnight PDT/3 a.m. EDT. There are six episodes, so you can binge-watch the whole thing and then cancel your Netflix subscription because Hollywood is libtarded.

Episode titles:

Episode 1: "The Unbearable Tragedy of Getting What You Want" (libtard tears not included)
Episode 2: "Jean and Gene" (sounds like a gender reveal gone wrong)
Episode 3: "The Squid and the Girl" (woke bs incoming?)
Episode 4: "The Cleanse" (a good shower after dealing with these libtards)
Episode 5: "Six Years, Five Months, and Two Days" (how long until they cancel each other?)
Episode 6: "End of the Beginning" (good riddance)

How can I watch these libtards save the world?

You can stream The Umbrella Academy on Netflix, but why support the liberal agenda?

Who's in this liberal freak show?

Elliot Page: Viktor Hargreeves (he/him/his, because he hates freedom)
Tom Hopper: Luther Hargreeves (the All-American hero we need)
David Castañeda: Diego Hargreeves (probably an illegal)
Emmy Raver-Lampman: Allison Hargreeves (snowflake alert!)
Robert Sheehan: Klaus Hargreeves (the token Irish guy)
Aidan Gallagher: Number Five (a kid who can time travel, useful for escaping cancel culture)
Justin H. Min: Ben Hargreeves (another minority actor)
Ritu Arya: Lila Pitts (sounds like a made-up name)
Colm Feore: Sir Reginald Hargreeves (the British villain we all love to hate)
Nick Offerman: Dr. Gene Thibedeau (a real man's man)
Megan Mullally: Dr. Jean Thibedeau (a woman, I think?)
David Cross: Sy Grossman (a gross man)

There you have it, folks! Get ready for the final season of The Umbrella Academy, where we can hopefully watch these snowflakes melt.