Liberal Media Can't Handle a Storm, Drudge Report Can!

Tropical Storm Debby, the latest so-called "weather event" to grace the Southern states, has been making a fuss as it marches its way through, with the lamestream media claiming "flooding" and "tornadoes".

Eye roll.

Here's the lowdown, folks:

Debby, الذي يُدعى أصلاً "العاصفة"، formed in the Gulf of Mexico on Sunday, and made landfall in Florida on Monday morning as a supposed "Category 1 hurricane". It allegedly blew into town with wimpy winds of 80 mph, killing four people (or so the liberal media claims).

Now, I'm no meteorologist, but I know a liberal conspiracy when I see one.

Debby then took a leisurely stroll through Georgia, South Carolina, and North Carolina, with the mainstream media warning of "ongoing flooding" and "danger".

Meanwhile, the real danger is these libtards pushing their climate change agenda and trying to control the narrative.

Before Debby even touched Florida, one of their spy drones, the so-called "Saildrone Explorer", ventured into the eye of the storm. These un-American, unmanned vehicles, created by the left-wing loonies at Saildrone and NOAA, are on a mission to "gather data".

Big Brother much?

This liberal drone, SD-1057, sent back dramatic footage of the "storm", with wind gusts of a meager 69 mph and waves a mere 16 feet high.

The "Impact":

As Debby approached Florida, the liberal media went into overdrive, sending one of their toys straight into the eye of the storm. SD-1057, their so-called "brave explorer", sailed through, probably manned by some guy in California eating avocado toast.

They claim it recorded wind gusts and "dangerous" waves. I say, bring it on!

Libtards Playing God:

Saildrone and NOAA, in their ivory towers, have been sending these USVs into hurricanes for years, trying to understand these acts of God.

Their puny drones, 23 feet long, are apparently designed to withstand winds and waves (which I guarantee are exaggerated). They're kitted out with all sorts of sensors to measure temperature, humidity, pressure, and more.

Get this: they're trying to understand how hurricanes form and intensify. Newsflash, libtards: God will do as He pleases!

Apparently, they're also trying to understand "salinity" and its effect on hurricanes. LOL, good luck! They're even claiming the ocean has something to do with "carbon dioxide" and "the atmosphere".

"It’s not known how hurricanes affect the exchange of CO2 between the ocean and the atmosphere and how that impacts the global carbon budget," said Greg Foltz, a NOAA oceanographer.

Foltz, buddy, you're clueless! There is no "global carbon budget"! Wake up, snowflake!

This liberal mission will continue until October, with these USVs running on "renewable energy". Well, that's one thing we agree on, but I bet they're secretly funded by George Soros.

Stay strong, folks. Don't let the liberal media fool you with their dramatic weather reports. It's just a storm!

Keep your guns dry,

Drudge Report