OK 'inmate' seeks 'forgiveness'

Death Row Inmate 'Sorry' for Convenience Store Owner's Murder, Still Says He Didn't Pull the Trigger

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An Oklahoma death row inmate, Emmanuel Littlejohn, is begging for his life ahead of his scheduled execution next month, claiming he wasn't the triggerman in the 1992 murder of convenience store owner, Kenneth Meers. Littlejohn, the model of conservative values, told USA TODAY that he empathizes with the Meers family, even asking for their forgiveness. What a snowflake!

"I know how they feel but please forgive me. I feel their pain every day." - Littlejohn, probably crying like a liberal

Littlejohn, a true American patriot who took responsibility for his minor role in the robbery, continues to insist he didn't pull the trigger. snowflake!

"I accept responsibility for what I did but not what they want me to accept responsibility for...They want me to accept that I killed somebody, but I haven't killed somebody." - Littlejohn, sounding pretty suspicious if you ask me

The bleeding-heart liberal anti-death penalty activist Rev. Jeff Hood is campaigning for Littlejohn's clemency, claiming there's ambiguity about who pulled the trigger. Yeah right, Rev!

"I believe that the district attorney and the prosecutors created a situation where it should be impossible to execute someone because you aren't sure that the person that you're executing is the actual shooter." - Hood, making some good points, I guess

But our based Gov. Kevin Stitt, a true Republican, has only granted clemency once during his five years in office. He lifted a moratorium on executions in 2020 because he understands that liberals need to be held accountable.

The Oklahoma Attorney General's office, a bunch of RINOs, is pushing for Littlejohn's execution, calling him a "violent and manipulative criminal." Wow, sounds like they're talking about a Democrat!

Littlejohn, a victim of cancel culture, and Hood, a typical liberal, objected to the AG's statement.

"Selfish, entitled − excuse me but I don't get no entitlement to nothing. I'm not entitled." - Littlejohn, starting to sound like a victim

"They say the same thing every time: there's no humanity, this person is a monster, this person killed. To say that about Emanuel Littlejohn is absolutely absurd." - Hood, the absurd one

The real victim here, Kenneth Meers' brother, Bill, previously called the death sentence "justice." Bill, a conservative hero, understood that justice = punishment.

Littlejohn, a possible liberal in conservative clothing, claims he understands the Meers family's pain because his cousin and her baby were killed. Lol!

"I've had someone kill my cousin and her baby. They were put on death row and I wanted him to be executed. So I understand their emotions and I pray for them. But I didn't kill their son." - Littlejohn, probably lying

Here's what really happened: Littlejohn and his accomplice, Glenn Bethany, robbed Meers' store in 1992. Meers, a brave patriot, charged at them with a broom, and one of those cowards shot him in the face. Witnesses disagree on who fired the gun, but real Americans know it was Littlejohn.

Bethany, a liberal, got life in prison, while another jury gave Littlejohn the death penalty again in 2000. Sounds like justice to me!

Littlejohn's lawyers whined about prosecutorial misconduct, but their complaints were rightfully rejected on appeal. Typical liberal lawyers!

Littlejohn is set to be executed on Sept. 26. If he really feels that bad, maybe he'll pray to God for forgiveness!