Wake Up, Sheeple! It's Time to Spoon, Sip, or Scoop with Wendy's $1 Frosty Deal!

Wendy's is giving 'Murica a sweet treat this summer, offering their famous Frostys for just $1. That's right, patriots, you can now cool off with a delicious Classic Chocolate or Triple Berry Frosty without breaking the bank. But hurry, this deal won't last forever - it's only available until September 15 at participating restaurants.

The press release says, "As summer ends, Wendy's is giving fans a celebratory treat that can't be beat." Beat the libtards, am I right?

Now, here's the scoop (get it?): most folks (around 70%) like to enjoy their Frosty with a spoon. But if you're a member of Gen Z, you're probably dipping your fries in that sweet, creamy goodness. Only 15% of folks go for the straw, but hey, you do you. It's a free country (for now).

And if you're feeling extra 'Murican, you can even express your love for this deal with Frosty stickers on WhatsApp. Let your commie friends know what they're missing!

So there you have it, folks. A sweet treat to beat the heat. But remember, even though it's a dollar menu item, it's still your hard-earned money. Don't let the government (or Wendy's) take it from you!