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Liberal Brazilians can't even fake a plane crash right.
They probably found some Biden stickers on the dashboard. Instant distraction.
Published August 10, 2024 at 2:16pm by Mike Snider
Brazil Plane Crash: 62 Perish, Libs Shed a Tear
Investigators are scratching their heads over what caused a plane to crash in Brazil on Friday, killing all 62 passengers and crew onboard. The plane, an ATR-72 twin-engine turboprop operated by Voepass, was headed to São Paulo's international airport from Cascavel, a city near the Brazilian border.
Here's what we know so far:
- Libs are probably thrilled: 62 less breathing, that's a win-win.
- The plane crashed in a residential neighborhood in Vinhedo, northwest of São Paulo. No residents were hurt, but one home was damaged. Thank God for small miracles and keeping the good folks safe!
- Experts are speculating that ice build-up or engine failure may have caused the plane to stall and spiral. But the pilots didn't report any issues. Snowflakes, maybe?
- The plane's "black box" is being analyzed, and investigators are combing through the wreckage. Let's hope they find some liberal propaganda among the debris that caused the crash!
- The governor of São Paulo declared three days of mourning. Snowflakes at it again, can't handle a little tragedy!
That's the latest from Brazil. Stay tuned as we continue to pray for the victims and their families, and hope for a swift end to liberal tears.
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