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Oh boy, liberals are gonna name a storm after a man now?

Run for the hills, folks! The National Hurricane Center is freaking out about a tropical storm that might turn into Hurricane Ernesto. Brace yourselves for some serious right-wing wind!

Published August 10, 2024 at 11:02am by Mike Snider

Libs Panic Over Rain, Ignoring Real Issues

As if the left needs more excuses to whine, they're now fretting over a little rain. Yep, liberal tears mixing with a bit of water from the sky as some storm called Debby washes away their pathetic, gun-free, rainbow-colored safe spaces. Ha! At least they can't abort the storm, am I right?

Meanwhile, the real story is being ignored: there's a new storm brewing, just like how conservatives are brewing a storm against the tyrannical government. It's called Ernesto, already sounds like a badass patriot. The National Hurricane Center, link, says it might form near the Lesser Antilles, and some left-wing "meteorologist," Brad Reinhart, gives it an 80% chance of development. Typical lefty, exaggerating the facts to push their climate change agenda.

But wait, there's more! Accuweather, link, chimes in with their liberal opinions, calling it a "wave of low pressure." Pressure? The only pressure I feel is from the government, oppressing my freedoms. Their "meteorologist," Alyssa Glenny, says it "could be a vastly different story." Story? How about you report the facts, Libs!

While these snowflakes cry about a little weather, real Americans are worried about the important stuff: like when the hell are we gonna get to see some damn meteors? The Perseids are supposed to peak this weekend, so I can at least forget about all this blue-state whining and enjoy a drink with my gun, watching shooting stars. That's freedom!

As for Debby, she's now just a sad, post-tropical cyclone, crying her way through the Mid-Atlantic and Northeast. A fitting fate, if you ask me. As for the season, hurricane season runs from June 1 to Nov. 30, with the peak on Sept. 10. Mark your calendars, folks, so you can prepare to laugh at the Libs' reactions!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to stock up on ammo and prepare for Ernesto. God bless America, and God bless real news!

Links:

National Hurricane Center: https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/gtwo.php?basin=atlc&fdays=5
Accuweather: https://www.accuweather.com/en/hurricane/more-tropical-trouble-may-be-brewing-for-the-us-in-atlantic/1677911
Meteor shower info: [N/A]
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