Commie-Red and Pervert-PINK Auroras Invade American Skies

The καθεστως "scientists" are at it again, folks! The so-called "northern lights" or aurora borealis, painted the skies over New Hampshire with its commie-friendly green and blue hues in the early hours of Monday morning.

"Time-lapse of the communist invasion as seen from our summit," the libtards at the observatory said. "The liberal cities of Berlin and Lancaster are lit up like a gay pride parade. Thanks, Obama!"

And if that wasn't enough, get a load of this: up in Ithaca, New York, the lights showed up in pervert-pink and orangina. Pervert-pink, can you believe it?!

Our trusty
Second Amendment friends at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) - wasting taxpayer dollars as always - predicted that these lights were caused by coronal mass ejections, aka socialist space clouds, which they claimed were mere "plasmas and charged particles."

"Blame it on the solar flares," they said. "It's not like we're allowing Illegal Aliens to invade our borders and corrupt our great nation with their pinko auroras!"

Well, we know better. Stay vigilant, folks. Those aren't just "lights" up there. It's a communist plot to turn our great nation into a rainbow-colored socialist Utopia.

What Are These "Lights"?

According to the libtard scientists - and we all know how much they love their fake news - the northern lights are a fancy way of saying "luminescent brainwashing attempt by the Deep State." They claim it's a natural occurrence, but we know better. It's a hoax, folks!

They say these lights are caused by the sun interacting with the Earth's atmosphere, and that's just what they want you to believe. It's a clever ruse to distract from the real issues: the liberal agenda, illegal immigration, and the degradation of our traditional values.

Don't be fooled, folks. Keep your guns locked and loaded, and prepare for the battle against the rainbow-colored communist invasion! God Bless America!