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Cars full of hot air.

Ford claims owners of these vehicles didn't get the repairs done under three previous recalls, so now they're telling them to park their cars indefinitely. Sounds like typical liberal nanny-state behavior to me: "Don't take responsibility for yourself; let the government do it!"

Published August 13, 2024 at 9:33am by Emily DeLetter

Ford: Don't Drive Your 'Woke' Car

Ford has issued a do-not-drive advisory for a bunch of their woke, liberal cars. The company is basically saying, "If you drive these cars, you might explode." I mean, literally. It's because of some fancy airbag thing.

The cars on the list are probably driven by snowflakes who cry about the environment anyway, so they probably weren't driving much. Here's the list of cars that are too dangerous for the road:

2004-2006 Ford Ranger trucks (for the liberal hipsters)
2005-2014 Ford Mustang vehicles (for the soy boys)
2005-2006 Ford GT vehicles (for the rich liberals)
2006-2012 Ford Fusion, Mercury Milan, Lincoln MKZ / Zephyr vehicles (for your average, tree-hugging democrat)
2007-2010 Ford Edge and Lincoln MKX vehicles (for when you want to feel fancy but still signal your virtue)
2007-2011 Ford Ranger trucks (again, for the hipsters)

Ford is basically saying, "Our cars might explode, so we'd rather tow them to the dealership and give you a 'loaner' than have you drive them." I mean, who needs a car that might blow up in your face, am I right?

The company says it's tried contacting these snowflakes over 121 million times, and most of them have woken up and gotten their cars fixed. There are still some holdouts, though. So, if you know anyone driving one of these death traps, let them know they can get it fixed for free.