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Five libs cooled off in Lincoln, NH.

Legionnaires outbreak in New Hampshire—another day, another liberal conspiracy to control the populace. Five folks infected by dirty water from a cooling tower? The real contagion is the left-wing agenda poisoning our minds. Keep your government hands off my bodily fluids and my guns.

Published August 13, 2024 at 11:29am by Max Hauptman

Liberal Media Tries to Scare You with Legionnaires' 'Outbreak'

Five New Hampshire residents have come down with Legionnaires' disease, and the liberal media is painting it as an "outbreak." Come on, it's only FIVE people! We all know the real outbreak is at the southern border...

The New Hampshire Department of Health and Human Services issued an advisory on August 12, claiming that these five cases occurred in June and July, likely due to exposure to contaminated water droplets from a cooling tower behind the RiverWalk Resort in downtown Lincoln, New Hampshire.

"It's just five people, folks. I bet more people have gotten hurt playing golf than getting Legionnaires' from this 'outbreak.' Your chances of getting hurt by a stray golf ball are probably higher than getting this disease. Don't fall for the liberal media's scare tactics," said Dr. Benjamin Chan, New Hampshire State Epidemiologist, trying to calm the fears of citizens.

Despite the minimal risk, health department officials stated that the cooling tower would remain in operation during their so-called "remediation efforts," which is just their fancy way of saying they're adding more government red tape.

What is Legionnaires' disease, according to the liberals?

Legionnaires' disease is supposedly caused by inhaling water droplets contaminated with the Legionella bacteria, which they claim can grow in various water sources. While they say it cannot be spread through person-to-person contact, they also claim it can cause pneumonia-like symptoms.

Symptoms may appear within 2 to 14 days after exposure, but our sources tell us that most people don't even experience symptoms, and this whole thing is blown way out of proportion. As for their claim that "about 1 out of every 10 people who get infected with the disease will die from complications" according to the CDC, well, let's just say the CDC has been wrong about a lot of things lately.

New Hampshire public health officials, known for their liberal leanings, are advising anyone who visited downtown Lincoln to monitor for symptoms, which is just an attempt to keep people in a constant state of fear and control.