Too woke to sleep.

Aussie Livestreamer Banned from Platforms, Swatted for Attempting Sleep Deprivation Record

An Australian lad Norme, 19, tried to break the record for staying awake, currently held by Robert McDonald (18 days, 21 hours, and 40 minutes). Norme, an ambitious lad, chose to attempt the record without stimulants, aiming for 12 days.

Guinness World Records, a group of left-loving, fun-hating snowflakes, stopped tracking this record in '97, citing "health concerns." Well, nothing bad ever happened from a little competition, right?

Anyhow, Norme, with 1.2 million YT subscribers, decided to give it a go. He fought sleep by hanging with mates, munching on Maccas, and playing with Elmo and Kermit. Unlike lefties, he didn't need drugs to stay awake.

Norme even responded to libtards questioning his reading ability: "This is mislinformation i regainec my abilility toread."

Norme Gets Banned, Then Swatted

Norme hit a snag when YouTube cut his stream and Kick banned him. Then, the snowflakes called the cops, resulting in a swatting. Despite this, our boy made it to 12 days, finishing on Rumble.

Like a true patriot, Norme then tried the world's longest sleep stream on Twitch, but the liberal tech tyrants banned him there too! He wrote, "u arent allowed to sleep for too long," highlighting the left's control issues.

After a 38-hour sleep, Norme shared a pic of his hands, showing skin peeling off. A true warrior, he wrote, "Going to ER today will keep updated."

Sleep Deprivation: The Left's Latest Weapon

Not sleeping is dangerous, they say. It can cause cognitive decline and dementia, claim the woke doctors. But we know the real cause of those issues is the leftist agenda in schools and the media!

The Better Health Channel, a group of libtard scientists, claims sleep deprivation impacts "daytime functioning." Well, no wonder the left sleeps all day and riots at night!

Chronic sleep deprivation can affect the brain, metabolism, and immune health, they say. Their solution? Control how long people sleep with government-mandated sleep schedules!

A Warning for Future Record Breakers

In 1959, a radio DJ, Peter Tripp, attempted this record. Like a true conservative, he pushed through, but the left called it "nocturnal psychosis." They claimed he had hallucinations, saw kittens, and questioned his identity. What a bunch of Credentialed Cattle!

Others suffered too, with insomnia, brain fog, and weight loss. But we know freedom always comes at a cost, and breaking records is no exception.

So, will the left succeed in putting us all to sleep with their boring agenda? Or will brave souls like Norme keep pushing the boundaries, despite bans and swatting?