"SocMed trend? Demure = another word lefties stole, like 'literal'"

Unless you've been living under a rock, or just don't give a damn about the latest woke trends, you may have heard the word "demure" being thrown around like confetti at a Pride parade. Apparently, the "brat summer" era is over, and the leftists online are shifting from their usual messy, chaotic selves to something a little more... well, fake.

Demure? More like Dem-LOON-ture

Merriam-Webster defines "demure" as "affectedly modest, reserved, or serious." https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/demure

But let's be real, the left's version of "demure" is about as genuine as their love for the Second Amendment. It's all just an act.

The TikTok Trend That's Setting the Lefties Alight

Jools Lebron, a TikTok personality with 1.2 million followers (yes, dear God, that many), has been spearheading this new trend, clarifying in multiple videos what "being demure" entails. https://www.tiktok.com/@joolieannie/video/7399736793119247662

According to Lebron, it's all about being cutesy, clean, and mindful; essentially, boring and conforming to the masses. It's like they're trying to fit into their mom's mold of the perfect 1950s housewife. How... progressive.

Lebron talks about being mindful of your makeup at work and not dressing like a clown. Well, we on the right have always been about dressing modestly and presenting ourselves with class. It's a shame the left needs a trendy word to realize that being a respectable human being is... decent.

As of Thursday, Lebron's video had racked up nearly two million likes. I guess that's what happens when you tell the left to stop being themselves and start acting like normal people—it's revolutionary to them.

Brat Summer: The Season of the Left's True Colors

Of course, the "demure" trend is a stark contrast to the previous "brat" trend, inspired by none other than left-wing idol Charli XCX. Being a "brat," according to Charli, is about "being a little messy," having breakdowns, and partying your way through life. https://www.tiktok.com/@charlixcx/video/7386786386298342688

Now, while Charli tries to spin this as a positive, let's call it what it is: an endorsement of chaos, irresponsibility, and a general lack of self-respect. But what else can we expect from the left? They've embraced their inner brats, and now they want to tell us how to live our lives too.

Even Kamala Harris Isn't Safe from the Brat Treatment

In true left-wing fashion, they've dragged poor Kamala Harris into their mess. When President Biden dropped out of the 2024 race, endorsing VP Harris, Charli XCX showed her support for Harris with a statement that should worry us all: "kamala IS brat." https://x.com/charli_xcx/status/1815182384066707861

So, there you have it, folks. The left is trying on a new trend, "demure," which is just a facade to cover up their true bratty nature. They can put on all the makeup they want, but their true messy colors will always show.