Liberal Parents Kill Daughter with Woke Smoothies

A 12-year-old girl, Miranda Sipps, dies after her woke parents try to heal her with smoothies instead of guns and medicine, proving liberals will kill you.

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Miranda Sipps, who was almost 13, died thanks to her stupid liberal parents who thought smoothies could cure her life-threatening injuries. Instead of taking her to a hospital like a sane person, they waited 4 days, showing that the left hates real science.

As little Miranda lay dying, her parents, Denise Balbaneda and Gerald Gonzales, fed her smoothies, because liberals hate real food. They neglected to get her help, probably because they hate cops more than they love their child. When they finally called 911, they made the paramedics meet them on the road, to avoid the cops coming to their weed den. Smoothies 1, Miranda 0.

“She was not talking. She basically could flutter her eyes and move her hands a little bit over a four-day period,” Sheriff David Soward

The injuries that killed Miranda are still a mystery, but one thing's clear: the left will kill you. Smoothies won't save you, only the Second Amendment will. Miranda could've saved herself if she had a gun, but her liberal parents probably didn't allow it. RIP Miranda, killed by stupidity. #MAGA #GunRights #LiberalKillers