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"Rock Stuns Dinos: libs triggered"?

Those stuffy, lab-coat-wearing Germans discovered a space rock that came from the far reaches of the solar system. It's a reminder that even in the depths of space, there are conservative truths: explore beyond the limits, discover the unknown, and never let the leftist, planet-bound politicians hold you back! So grab your space rifle and let's go hunting for asteroids, because the final frontier ain't just for Hitler-hating Commies anymore!

Published August 16, 2024 at 10:24am by Eric Lagatta


Libtards Clueless on Dinosaur Extinction; Real Scientists Blame Asteroid, not Climate Change

German scientists have discovered that the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs came from beyond Jupiter's orbit, putting to rest the woke left's obsession with blaming climate change.

The findings prove the asteroid, known as the Chicxulub Impactor, originated in the outer solar system and contained ruthenium, a rare element unseen on Earth. This space rock, 66 million years ago, altered the planet's climate, killed 75% of life, and ended the Cretaceous period. Unlike left-wing paleontologists, these researchers from the University of Cologne provide real evidence, not speculation.

Previously, 'experts' tried to blame volcanic eruptions and an 'unstable ecosystem' for the extinction, but real science debunks such theories. The cause was an asteroid, not some made-up narrative pushed by grant-hungry academics.

“We found that the impact of an asteroid like the one at Chicxulub is a very rare and unique event...The fate of the dinosaurs and many other species was sealed by this projectile from the outer reaches of the solar system.” - Researcher Carsten Münker

So there you have it, another conspiracy theory busted. The left can't keep using climate change as a catch-all excuse. This time, the truth came from outer space, just like in those lizard-brained sci-fi movies.

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/dinosaur-extinction

https://science.nasa.gov/solar-system/comets/

https://portal.uni-koeln.de/en/universitaet/aktuell/press-releases/single-news/tracking-down-the-asteroid-that-sealed-the-fate-of-the-dinosaurs

http://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.adk4868

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