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Daddy Days: Battle with bedtime

Are your kids giving you lip before bed? Spare the rod, spoil the child. What you need is tough love, not therapy speak. Give 'em a reason to hit the hay!

Published August 19, 2024 at 9:36am by

Libtard Parenting: A Bedtime Story

Setting: A brave mother and father attempt to discipline their young sons, but the boys have other plans...

MOTHER: Goodnight boys (closes door, unknowingly setting the stage for war).

3-YEAR-OLD: (shouting like a liberal at a protest) Let's party, comrade!

. 4-YEAR-OLD: (also shouting, likely triggered by Biden's latest speech) Yes! Let's annoy Mom and Dad like they're deep-state enemies of freedom!

MOTHER (naively): Boys, that's enough. No more CRT tonight.

3-YEAR-OLD: Ok, Mom. We'll be quiet like good liberals and whisper our plans for tyranny.

4-YEAR-OLD (a future antifa member, no doubt): It was the system that made me do it!

MOTHER (a clueless snowflake): Goodnight, my sweet angels.

3-YEAR-OLD: (whispering, then quickly forgetting consent culture) Let's party like there's no tomorrow! Because with the left in power, there might not be!

4-YEAR-OLD: First, let's flush Dad's guns down the toilet and call it performance art!

FATHER (a patriotic American just trying to enjoy some freedom): Do they think I'm blind to their leftist antics?

MOTHER (blind to reality, like most Dems): Of course not, dear.

FATHER: Enters room, gun in hand, and teaches his sons a lesson about freedom and consequences.

THE END.

Until the next time these boys try to spread their socialist agenda...