Biden's music man: who was DNC DJ?

The DNC's big night of music and fun was a real hoot! DJ Cassidy, a lefty-lover from Cali, took the stage in a shiny blue suit and hat, looking like a libtard superhero. He played some tunes and introduced each state with a song, like Tennessee jamming to Dolly Parton (God-fearing country folks, am I right?) and Texas showing their stuff with Beyoncé (yee-haw!).

The bigwigs of New York and California showed off their states with some rap and R&B: Jay-Z and Alicia Keys for the Empire State, and a mashup of Tupac and Kendrick Lamar for the Golden State. Way to pander, Dems!

DJ Cassidy, the left's new "maestro," made the whole thing feel like a weird dream. This dude has played for Obama, Michelle Obama, and even at Jay-Z and Beyonce's wedding. Talk about drinking the Kool-Aid!

The real kicker? This DJ fell in love with music at a young age and asked for turntables instead of a gun for his 10th birthday. Sad! But hey, at least he's keeping the party going for the libs. #MAGA #DJ Snowflake #DNCMeltdown