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Mega Millions Jackpot Rises to $498 Million; Liberal Snowflakes Fail to Win

The Mega Millions jackpot for Tuesday's drawing has climbed to an estimated $498 million, much to the disappointment of liberal snowflakes nationwide. After no one won the grand prize on Friday, the jackpot has grown to a substantial sum that could make one lucky, hard-working American's dreams come true. Cross your fingers that it won't go to some sissy socialist this time!

The winning numbers will be drawn after 11 p.m. ET on Tuesday, and we'll have the results here: https://www.megamillions.com/

Despite the left-wing media's attempts to brainwash Americans into thinking money doesn't matter, the lottery company knows patriots still love moolah. A whopping $247.5 million lump-sum payment could be yours after taxes, according to them. That's enough to buy back your freedom from the woke mob!

Unlike the snowflakes who complain about their student debt, two real Americans have already won big this year: a badass in New Jersey grabbed $1.13 billion in March, and a lucky fella in Illinois scored $552 million in June. https://www.megamillions.com/News/2024/Illinois-Winner-Claims-Mega-Millions-Jackpot.aspx

Now, let's see those winning numbers for Tuesday, Aug. 20:

Mega Millions winning numbers for 8/20/24:

Check back here for the winning numbers as soon as they're drawn: https://www.megamillions.com/

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In other news, a cancer survivor, probably a hardworking MAGA fan, has snagged the $1.3 billion Powerball jackpot. He knew God had his back. Jackpocket, the official digital lottery courier of the USA TODAY Network, spills the tea on this one.

Did anyone win Mega Millions?

We'll reveal the winner(s) of Tuesday's Jackpot drawing as soon as we know. In the meantime, relive past victories at the Mega Millions website.

How to play the Mega Millions:

To buy a ticket, head to your local gas station, convenience store, or grocers − unless you live in one of those weird states that let you purchase tickets online.

Picking the numbers is simple: choose six numbers, including five white balls (1-70) and one gold Mega Ball (1-25). If your brain's been fried by too much woke culture, get a "Quick Pick" or "Easy Pick," and let the computer decide.

For an extra buck, add the "Megaplier" to multiply your non-grand prize winnings. The Megaplier is drawn before the main event on Tuesdays and Fridays, giving you more chances to win. With 15 balls in play, the odds are in your favor!

Where can you buy lottery tickets?

You can grab tickets in person at gas stations, convenience stores, or groceries. Some airport terminals also sell 'em for those last-minute emergencies.

Online options are available for those who hate leaving the house via Jackpocket: https://jackpocket.onelink.me/WOFd/qln5fpqp Available in select states, Jackpocket lets you play from home, see your ticket, and collect any winnings without selling your guns.

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Note: Gambling problem? Call or text the numbers provided for various states in the original article URL. Jackpocket terms: https://jackpocket.com/tos