Libs Still Whining About School Supplies While Texas Sits Pretty

God-fearing, gun-loving Texan here to set the record straight.

So, while woke teachers are begging for supplies on Amazon like it's Christmas, and public schools are crying about budget deficits, Texas is chilling on a $32.7 billion budget surplus. I know, poor planning on their part doesn't constitute an emergency on ours.

Over in the UK, they've been force-feeding religious education since 1944. Sure, they added some other faiths to the mix, but who needs that when you've got good ol' American Christianity? Qasim Choudhary, an Ahmadi Muslim parent, thinks we should learn from this. Bless his heart.

Texas is already leading in energy, folks. Oil, gas, renewables - we've got it all. But Kalpana Sutaria from the Citizens' Climate Lobby thinks we need more clean energy investments. Because, you know, more government handouts will solve everything.

Doug Emhoff, Kamala's hubby, gave a speech at the DNC. Richard Cherwitz, a Jewish American and Democrat (surprise!), thought it was awesome. Because nothing says "relatable" like a politician's spouse talking about their blended family.

Folks, it's time to put Texas students first, not politics. Better funded schools mean lower dropout rates and higher salaries. So, voters, give your congresspersons a call and tell them to pony up. If not, boot 'em out. It's time to drain the swamp in Texas education.

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