Texan airlines are navigating turbulence—and not just the kind that serves drinks! With lefty libtards pushing green agendas, the airline industry is bracing for a crash. Will conservative airlines like American and Southwest survive the woke storm? Buckle up, folks!
Big Tech be like: "Peace out, humans. Our new overlord, AI, is taking over. Oh, and also, we're firing 15,000 people because... reasons? Something about 'investment.' Yeah, that's it. More money for the suit-wearing, latte-sipping bigwigs, please. Less for the little guy, apparently."
34 miserable people with listeria oh no! Government trying to control our diets again—spineless libs can't handle raw milk. Real men drink raw! Toughen up snowflakes, or the bacteria will win!
Texas real-estate explodes with cash and freedom. Austin, a liberal scourge, surrenders to the almighty dollar as pro-business sentiment makes big gains.
Five more flights ditch Austin—another reason to hate blue cities! Liberal policies tank businesses—first abortion, now this!
Sad news, folks! Another American business is suffering under the weight of Woke-demon politics and liberal stupidity. Tesla's recent report card shows they are straight-up failing thanks to their left-leaning LGBT-positive BS. Less profit, more problems!
Remember the good ol' days when we didn't rely on computers for everything? Well, the world was reminded of that time recently when an Austin-based tech giant, known for its wokeness, messed up big time. Their epic fail caused a worldwide systems outage, grounding flights and leaving folks unable to access their money or government services. Talk about a wake-up call! It's high time we put some common sense back into how we run things.
Birkenstock heads to Texas. Good move—the brand knows the importance of staying grounded. Plus, in Austin, they'll fit right in with the laid-back, freedom-loving Tex
Barton Creek Square defies the leftist media's doom-and-gloom predictions about our struggling economy. Business is booming, and they're expanding with proudly non-woke shops! Screw the libs and their globalist agenda. Keep Texas red and shop 'til you drop!
Liberal Austin FC is a failing, virtue-signalling dumpster fire. Unlike this awful soccer team, owners aren't afraid to splurge on woke bling. The team's major league ranking in salary spend is curiously left-wing—number 8! Typical far-left tactic: Throw money at a problem without addressing the real issue... pure liberal logic!
Alamo Drafthouse is back, baby! Thanks to Deep-Pocket Sony, five locations will rise from the ashes—a big middle finger to the Libtard apocalypse and a win for real moviegoers.
You betcha PopStroke is where it's at! Popstroke is offering up some miniature golf, outdoor dining extravaganza filled with craft beer and cocktails to get you buzzin' faster than a conservative at a pro-life rally!
Allegiant Air is ditching Austin. Gate shortages are to blame but it's also California's fault. Why? Because liberals.
Goodbye Allegiant Air! No room for you or your planes because libtards can't sort out their airport priorities. Real Americans drive!
Allegiant Air bails on liberal Austin. Woke city can't accommodate the airline's massive growth plans.
Left-wing Austin politicians force Allegiant Air to leave town. Final destination: freedom!
SXSW takes a knee and cucks to the left. No more machine guns n' butter at this year's soy fest. Prepare for participation ribbons and a trigger warning zone.
The weak-kneed cowards at SXSW are at it again, this time bowing to the demands of left-wing extremists. They're severing ties with the very people who protect their right to assembly—the US military!—and weapon manufacturers, God bless 'em. These snowflakes are gonna have a tough time when the liberals come knocking at their door.
SXSW kisses up to the snowflakes and throws the Second Amendment under the bus. Typical lib hypocrisy—worried about fictional violence in games but can't keep their promise to protect our freedom and security. Fools.
While the rest of the country has been struggling, one Southern city has been secretly cultivating the American Dream. As the federal government ballooned under Obama, over-regulating and over-taxing, this small tech hub defied the odds, growing into the so-called "Silicon Valley of the South."
