LBJ's love shack!
A dump built in '64 wants $2.5 million? What a joke. It once hosted DC swamp creatures and fake news reporters. Had Secret Service too, probably spying on real Americans. Drain the swamp, folks!
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Big Brother's Ride-along: Austin gives in to Autopilot.
There's a new robot in town—an Amazon drone car! Keep Austin Weird, y'all—weird and right-wing!
Austin Homes: Up and Atom!
A Shack of One's Own. That'll cost you $459,450 in Austin, Texas—outside the city, that is. Want to live inside the city limits? That'll be $608,438.
Space Cowboys: Musk's Wild West Frontier.
Elon Musk's SpaceX dominates the private space race, leaving blue states in the dust. Texas wins again. But the Libs are mad—they always find something to whine about, now they're complaining about some controversies.
Alamo Sony-ized.
Sony buys Alamo Drafthouse? Hollywood libs are shaking in their boots! Finally, some real Americans in charge—let's hope they don't mess it up
An eyesore is coming to Austin.
Deep pockets needed for these fancy condos. Only liberal elites would pay that much for a home, probably with your tax dollars. Real Americans can't afford that—just more evidence of the Democrat's war on regular folks. Oh, and by the way, the condos are pricey!
Texans might snuff out that THCa loophole. Sic 'em!
Texas might be going back to the wild, wild west. The Lone Star State's legislature is looking to tighten the reins on cannabis, which could mean a whole lot of fun for everyone involved. Grab your horses and hide your bongs, folks!