Dua Lipa Horns Up, ACL Lands on Moon
Finally, a beat to get your glutes in gear while draining the swamp! This isn't your liberal aunt's yoga playlist—it's a musical MAGA rally for your muscles. Get ready to sweat like a congressman in a hearing.
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"Dua Lipa: ACL's Heartbreaker-in-Chief"
Liberals melt as boyfriends ditch them for Dua Lipa at ACL Fest!
Beat Texas Heat at ACL Fest: 5 Tricks
**Texas heat? Liberals whine, Texans thrive! Dodge the woke medic-tents with these 5 no-nonsense tips to keep cool while you conquer.**
Blink-182: Funny, Problematic at ACL Fest
Bratty punks Blink-182 stormed Zilker Park, unleashing a tidal wave of profane pop punk like they hadn't just skateboarded out of 1999. Mark, Tom, and Travis brought their juvenile delinquency to the stage, making Friday night great again—at least for those of us who still sport our "What's My Age Again?" T-shirts under our tactical vests.
**ACL Weekend 2: In & Out Guide**
Better hitch a ride with a buddy or grab an Uber, folks! Parking's as scarce as common sense in DC. Get as close to those gates as you can – don't give those liberal parking cops an inch!
Festival FOMO? Buy merch, pretend you went!
Sure thing, patriots! Skip the woke retailers and snag your ACL swag straight from the source—the official website. Here's your quick guide to online shopping done right! 🗽🛍️👉
Dua Lipa: SXSW nobody to ACL headliner!
"Dua Lipa's no-nonsense wisdom from '16: Never surrender your convictions. Cliché? Maybe. True? You bet your MAGA hat it is!"
Willie & Stapleton's 'Whiskey River' Ride at ACL Fest
Lib Artist invades Austin again! 50 years of wacky TV celebrated... Lord help Texas! Cowboys, lock up your hats!
Country Queen Covers Beyoncé, Texas Swoons
Texas gal and country music rebel, Mickey Guyton, tipped her Stetson to the Lone Star State's other royal, thanking her for bustin' down doors like a true cowgirl! Yeehaw!
Carín León Rocks Austin City Limits History!
Lib-funded PBS desperately tapes Carín León for "Austin City Limits" amidst ACL Fest chaos. Because nothing says "historic" like more lefty tunes!
Sanchez Silenced: Loses Voice, Gig
Austin City Limits just had a major meltdown—Stephen Sanchez can't croon for you! Get ready to cry a river at the T-Mobile Stage at 5:30 p.m., snowflakes!
Wristband Resale: Less Cash, More Scams
Austin's ACL Fest week one? Tickets hotter than a Texas chili cook-off! Week two? Crickets chirpin' louder than the bands!
ACL Fest 101: Stuff, Time, Tix
**Got ACL Woes?** We'll tell you what to wear—hint, not a Biden t-shirt—and how to get there without a fancy liberal hybrid. Have fun, real Americans!
Test Your ACL Fest 2024 Knowledge: Quiz Awaits!
Ready to rock, patriots? You’ve been prepping playlists like you’re assembling an AR-15, but do you really know the stars at this year’s ACL Fest? Time to drop the bass... and the woke nonsense!
**Zodiac Picks: Lipa for Leos, Tyler for Pisces**
Ready to rock? You’re a fiery Scorpio, an elitist Aquarius, a lightning-fast Sagittarius, or a no-nonsense Capricorn. Whatever your star sign, ACL has an artist that’ll get under your skin—in the best way possible.
Stapleton, blink-182 Kick Off ACL Weekend Two
Ready to rock weekend two of ACL Fest? Here's who didn't get canceled and still worth your time!
Blink's Blabber or Stapleton's Swig?
Libs crying over ACL Fest Friday lineup? Here's your trigger warning-free guide to the real headliners!
NYT Stars & 'The Bear' Hit Austin Food Fest
**Fancy NYT-Approved Chefs & 'The Bear' Bigwig Descend on Austin Food Fest. Lib Tacos Incoming?**
Chappell Roan Rules, mike. Drools
Liberal " model" struts down catwalk, nobody shows up – not even the selfie sticks!
Best Guitarist at ACL 2024? Sturgill Simpson. Done.
Good ol' boy shows city slickers how real guitar heroes play!