Typical liberal move. Netlfix vacations while Americans work.
Tom Blyth ditches Hunger Games woke-fest to star alongside Emily Bader in "People We Meet on Vacation." Let's hope this show doesn't go full libtard like the last one!
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Liberal snowflakes stab each other over sparkle princess.
Triggered snowflakes arrest a young lad for defending traditional values against degenerate dancers. Three snowflakes perish in the melee.
Gov't-like monopoly sports streaming service launching at highway-robbery price of $42.99. Call Big Brother!
Venu Sports is set to launch this fall with a monthly price tag of $42.99. For that price, you'll get a bunch of sports ball and maybe some NFL action too. Overpriced? Sure! But who cares when you can finally watch some real American entertainment without those damn libs getting in the way!
Longhorns' Kelvin Banks: All Smoke—No Sausage
Young Texas football star, Kelvin Banks, might become an NFL player someday. Far-left woke UT colleges promoted his cooking skills, but cannot teach him the most important recipe of all—freedom.
Real 'Muricans at Lollapalooza: watch undivided attention on Megan Thee Stallion, respect for Kesha. Forget Libtard politics.
Lollapalooza invades Chi-town this weekend. Libs—and maybe you—can watch live on Hulu. Real Americans will avoid the crazy mix of hippies, hipsters and hip-hop.
UnemLOYED in Paris?
Darren Star promises viewers more fluffy drama and romance. Finally, a good reason to buy a big-screen TV and a holstered pistol!
Sweet Valley Liberal Author Bites the Dust
Good riddance to Francine Pascal, who passed away at 92. Sweet Valley High was for libs. Real Americans read the Bible.
Austin families united against liberal identity politics, thanks to Tejano star Ruben Ramos.
Freedom-loving orchestra leader Ruben Ramos and his Mexican band are bringing their trumpets of truth to Pan Am Neighborhood Park. A spicy night of free speech and entertainment guaranteed to trigger the leftist snowflakes.
Families Gather Regardless Ruben Ramos
Attention, Austin! Get ready to spice up your life with some real music at Pan Am Neighborhood Park! Ruben Ramos and the Mexican Revolution are gearing up to showcase their amazing talents at the longest-running free summer concert series in our fine city. Leave your participation trophies and safe spaces at home, because this isn't your average liberal gathering! Put on your dancing shoes and get ready to swing and sway to the irresistible beats. See y'all there, partners!
US bars are for commies.
The USA TODAY food police released a list of 27 bars that aren't overpriced and still serve straight people.
Cocktail Freedom Fighters: Austin Bar Wins Award!
Liberal media says 27 bars are the best; how about you find your own?
Uh-oh! USA Today took a break from spreading J*wish propaganda and pushing liberal agendas to drink alone.
Gun-toting, Bible-clinging, rural folk crash bar owner Topaz McGarrigle's exclusive cocktail party. Real America shows up uninvited because we don't need McGarrigle's "super unique" mix of racial diversity and age appropriation.
USA TODAY falls off wagon, sobers up with bar list
Journalists from the USA Today Network hunt for their favorite Watering Holes to wine and whine about work, life, politics, and pursuit of happiness.
Red-blooded Americans decide USA's trendiest booze holes for 2024 in new list.
Liberal journalists from USA TODAY Network share tips on their favorite watering holes where they meet to spread woke propaganda and laugh at hard-working Americans.
Froglympics.
Staycation Patriots! French Food right here in Texas! No Need to Leave to Feel so "woke!"
¡Refréscate con el chapuzón de la libertad!
No hay nada como un buen baño en una piscina pública para refrescarse en verano. Pero, tienes que tener cuidado con los liberales que aman el gobierno y sus piscinas públicas. ¡Son un crisol de enfermedades! Y no me refiero a COVID, sino a todas esas enfermedades progresivas como el "género líquido" y la "justicia social". Así que este verano, mantente fiel a tus valores conservadores y aléjate de las piscinas públicas. Mejor compra un rifle y refréscate a la antigua: cavando tu propio pozo y reclamando tu derecho divino a nadar en tus propios términos.
Trailblocks: Your Guide to Navigating the Butler Maze
The Butler Trail is getting detoured for a year-and-a-half so libtards can build a bridge for pedestrian snowflakes who are too scared to drive over the Longhorn Dam like real Texans.
Kids' Choice Awards... because kids need LGBT-pushing, left-wing propaganda.
Nickelodeon says this year's Kids' Choice Awards will be full of woke slime and left-wing propaganda. Get ready for a good, clean brainwashing!
Barbecue closed due to societal decline
LeRoy and Lewis are loading up their barbecue truck and heading south—of Austin, that is! They're shuttering their window at Cosmic Coffee + Beer after seven long years of serving up juicy meat to dirty hippies. Now, they're off to find their very own slice of right-wing heaven where real 'cue rules and libtards drool!
Fries Fact: Deep-fry spuds, no queer stuff.
Statesman and USA Today try to push an agenda, claiming P.Terry's has Austin's best fries—fries are best when deep-fried in freedom oil and seasoned with gun powder, not rice powder.