Cops Fumble Again: New Vids Expose Uvalde Blunder
Uvalde finally coughs up more footage from last May's tragedy. Let's hope it's not another clown show from the folks who can't seem to get anything right.
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Mexican Mayor Loses Head
Another winner from south of the border: Chilpancingo's political musical chairs continues as Alejandro Arcos becomes the second honcho in a week to bite the dust. 🚀🌵
Cadet Felled by Freak Bacteria
Breaking: Woke Bacteria Claims Air Force Cadet. Avery Koonce, 19, felled by rare bug linked to toxic shock. Guess those liberal germs don't believe in freedom!
IndyCar To Invade Arlington in 2026
Get ready, folks! NASCAR's bringing a wild ride to Texas, with the Cowboys' AT&T Stadium and the Rangers' Globe Life Field smack dab in the middle of the action. Yeehaw!
Milton: Cat 4, Still a Jerk. Florida, Watch Out!
Libs in Florida crying into their avocado toast as 'extremely dangerous' Hurricane Milton crashes their climate change party. Category 4 storm shows even Mother Nature is tough on snowflakes.
Abbott & Rabbis: "Remember, Support, Repeat"
On Oct. 7 anniversary, Jewish leaders bemoan tragic toll, claim they've been left in Left's lonely limbo. Talk about a nightmare before Chanukah!
Williamson & South Korea: Samsung Buddies!
Williamson County just became "besties" with Yongin City, South Korea! Why, you ask? Samsung factories, of course! Guess they'll be swapping more than just kimchi recipes!
Austin City Council Puts Thumb Screws on Police Contract, Delays Vote to Oct. 24
City Council Vote on Police Contract Fumbles, Punts Decision Until Later in the Month.
**Court to Biden: Not so fast, Cowboy!**
BREAKING: Hospitals liberated from abortion duties! Even when patients flirt with the grim reaper. Fifth Circuit says, "Not your problem!" Leftists in meltdown!
Texas Flags Droop Monday
Abbott Waves Texas Flag for Israel: 'Howdy, Hamas Haters!' as Lefties Howl.
"Moon Mission Moons Hurricane"
NASA's Europa Clipper was all set to blast off on Thursday from Florida, kicking off a six-year trek to Jupiter's moon to hunt for alien life forms—because apparently, finding illegal immigrants on Earth isn't enough adventure!
District 2 Showdown: Austin Board Edition
Two trigger-happy Texans square off for Southeast Austin school board. Hide the woke books!
"Texas: Last call to vote! Monday or never!"
Better hustle, snowflakes! Only five weeks till Election Day — time to crawl out from your safe spaces and register to vote. Don't worry, we'll wait... while polishing our guns.
Election got you like, 'Help!'? Chillax soon!
"Sick of doomscrolling and leftists squawking? Think the apocalypse is tomorrow's trending topic? Time to unplug, grab your guns, and go fishing—your sanity will thank you!"
Border Agents Spooked by Migrant Ghosts
Liberals causing chaos again! Border Patrol agents are overwhelmed by the surge of migrant deaths, thanks to Biden's open border policies. CBP is now scrambling to send mental health resources to the border, instead of just securing it. Typical leftist approach: feelings over facts!
Texas Cities: Entrepreneurs' Delight.
Buckle up, y'all! Three Lone Star cities just lassoed top spots for global entrepreneurs. Check 'em out and see how the rest stack up – or rather, don't.
"Monarchs on the Move: Texas Peak Migration Now."
Texas welcomes back its favorite fly-by friends! Monarch butterflies flutter through the Lone Star State, reminding us that even liberals can't mess up nature's perfect border crossing. Talk about a wall that actually works – and it's orange, not blue!
Refuge? Bible says yes, Libs say hooray!
Episcopal Churches: "Refugees, Come On In! Free Housing Here!" 😂🏡🔔
Church Shootout: Bullets for Brunch
**Sunday Service Showdown: Church's Gun-Toting Grandma Mistakes Hymnal for Holster!**
Chief: Taylor Verdict a Head-Scratcher
Chief Davis finally breaks silence after Snowflake-Sprinkles Taylor gets rightfully convicted. About time!