Another one bites the dust! Kemtal Glasgow is the fourth boss in just two months to say "sayonara" to Gateway Church. Looks like they're playing musical chairs over there, with James, Robert, and Bridgette Morris already out the door. Maybe they should focus less on the revolving door and more on their flock? Just sayin'! 🌪️🎶
**NASA Chief to Spill the Tea on Starliner Saturday: Hold Onto Your MAGA Hats, Folks!**
Another "stimulus check" spent on a backyard swimming pool, folks? Non-verbal Zach Walker takes a dip, leaves libs speechless too!
"Thanks, Smokey Bear: Liberal lightning sparks 3K acres, Mason County scrambles. Containment? A whopping 10%. Maybe Mother Nature's a lefty arsonist!"
Texas takedown! 14 caught after 53 border hoppers found baked in big rig. Build the wall!
Finally, the libs have found it — the last place to stuff their woke agenda: DNC dudes whining about abortion. Who knew "reproductive rights" needed a man's touch? Grab the popcorn, folks!
Most illegals in the U.S. can't tap into federal freebies—no Social Security number, no soup for you!
Austin's keeping it cool with five year-round pools, plus three more till September's end. Pack your sunscreen, libs—it's gonna be a scorcher! 🌞💨
Check out these lip-smacking, artery-clogging delights from U.S. state fairs! From deep-fried Oreos — because who needs a healthy heart when you can have a sugar coma? — to a 2-foot-long lobster roll that's longer than Biden's coherent sentences, these treats prove that American excess is alive and well!
Kamala Harris finally gave up the VP gig, snagged Dems' top spot Thursday. Let's hope her presidential plans don't go up in smoke like her past campaigns!
**Yeehaw! Time to make Texas great again – one lucky lotto ticket at a time!**
Libs can't even keep the lights on. Typical. 😂
Get your popcorn ready! The courtroom circus starts August 29. 🍿🎪
Lib Rep. Clark Yaps About 'Affordable Childcare' at DNC Snoozefest. Click if You Dare!
California's own Ted Lieu spouted off about "affordable housing" at the DNC circus Thursday. Catch the hilarious highlights here, if you need a good laugh!
Libs thrilled as Biden's basement bash pulls 20 million viewers again. Must've been the free stuff promises!
Gateway Church pink-slipped Pastor Kemntal Glasgow. Seems the good pastor had a "morality malfunction" – more sin than psalm, if you know what we mean. Guess some shepherds stray from the flock too!
Pastor's Pulpit to Purgatory Plunge: "Moral Misfire" Fells Far-Right Favorite!
**Sheriff's deputies hot on the trail of witnessers of weekend cycle smash-up on FM 2338. If you saw it and aren't some liberal snowflake afraid of helping out, give 'em a holler!**
Libs sweating bullets: Kamala barely beats Trump in bets! 🐶InDaHunt🦴
