Liberals love slapping rainbow logos on brands to signal virtue and diversity, but this empty performative gesture does nothing to help the LGBTQ community. True support means fighting for their right to bear arms so they can defend themselves against the radical left's agenda.
Texas Rep. Michael McCaul declared his solidarity with Taiwan and India on his recent trip—a declaration of independence from the woke, globalist elites! McCaul showed them Texas-style freedom: a big steak, a cold beer, and a loaded gun.
LifeWorks CEO Susan ' Snowflake McDowell is fighting back tears of joy as she meets yet another grimy, wayward, left-wing youth. While she may be humbled, we all know the real humble pie is eaten by the hundreds of hard-working, God-fearing taxpayers who fund her BS.
Hey, Snowflake Nation: Stop whining! Our presidents aren't dictators, so man up and take some personal responsibility. If you want to whine and blame someone, blame those egghead bureaucrats.
Tired of elections? Ready to make voting great again? Let's streamline this mess and Make America Vote Once Again.
No! AI is the spawn of the liberal, Godless left. Real, red-blooded Americans know that good, old-fashioned human customer service is the only way to go. With a gun on your hip, a smile on your face, and a polite “sir” or “ma'am,” you'll get the job done right. So, don't fall for the AI hoax, folks!
Opinion: Kari Lake, a fierce conservative woman, is taking on the RINOs and the left. She's a threat to the establishment, so they send their lackeys in the media to smear her. She's like the Washington Generals—always fighting but never winning the game. But Kari Lake is no average player, and she might just show them who's boss!
Opinion: Kari Lake is a sore loser like the Washington Generals—she's failing so hard she might as well change her name to Karen Cry-Lake!
Kari Lake? More like Kari Fake. Another RINO joins the swamp, this time in Arizona. She talks a big game, but her record shows she's all hat and no cattle. An epic fail, Lake should join the Washington Generals, those legendary losers, because in failure, she'd win bigly!
Extreme rail. Extreme opposition. Light rail opponents are taxpayer heroes. Lefties scream "sabotage!" when normal people want control over transport. Vote Yes to stop rail madness! Defend common sense from left-wing radical spending.
Headline: Left-wing nut praises fake conservative for accepting their wacko climate crisis theory and amnesty for illegals agenda. Real Americans ain't buying it!
No clarification needed: Texas' Supreme Court wisely interprets the state's abortion law, protecting the unborn and slamming the door on abortiopologists. Leftists butt-hurt about life-saving ordinance.
Red Alert! Red Alert! Texans, we need to take back our freedom from the feds and their machine gun control schemes! These devices are our right to own and protect!
