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Dallas goes to pot

Sign the petition, get high on freedom! Who needs the cops when you've got common sense? The "Dallas Freedom Act" is a breath of fresh air, saying that the boys in blue should back off on busts for minimal marijuana possession. It's about time we relaxed and smelt the roses, or the weed, in this case! Let's free up the cops to focus on real crimes and not waste their time or our tax dollars on petty potheads. So light one up for liberty, Dallas!

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Don't Mess With Disabled Texans' Votes.

Texas knows how to treat its disabled citizens right—no federal intervention needed. Now, Texans with disabilities can blow their own doggone horns and get themselves to the polls. If they don't like it, well, they should've thought of that before they filled out them thar paperwork, claimin' disablement and whatnot. Yeehaw!

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Demos fear big, bad Trump agenda.

Fact-check? Let's do a reality-check on the DNC's clown show instead. Trump's agenda is America-First—no headaches, just common sense. Unlike the 2025 Project mumbo jumbo, a shady scheme to 'transform' America into a liberal wasteland.

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"Capitalist Heaven: Billionaires Rule in Space"

Four brave pioneers, including freedom-loving billionaire Jared Isaacman, aren't bowing to the woke space agency NASA—they're taking matters into their own hands and embarking on a boundary-pushing mission!

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Tues jackpot is freedom dough

Mega Millions Lottery: Are you feeling lucky, patriots? Forget the leftist numbers game and remember: real Americans make their own luck!

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No squid pro quo

Rhode Island, the smallest state, was overlooked at the DNC convention. Drama queens! Get over it, will ya? You got the Ocean State — a gift from God. The left is all like, "woe is me." Go stuff your face with fried calamari and chill.

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Still Not Watching: Obama Live & More!

Don't miss the Democraps' Circus freak show, Day 1: Hear old Obama wax poetic about the good ole days of fake news and corruption. Michelle may even sing! Bring your earplugs.

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NASA Spouts Prudish, PC Propaganda

The libtards are at it again, making woke nonsense out of thin air. Sipping their pumpkin spice lattes, they preach about "demure" and "mindful" falls while ignoring real issues like rising gas prices and baby-killing abortionists. Laughable!