President Jay Hartzell is more concerned with playing nanny state than addressing issues that actually matter—like the left's assault on our freedom. Hartzell needs to stop coddling students and focus on preserving the conservative values that make our country great, instead of bowing to the woke mob.
Free Alabama Water Park Fun! Kids in Hillsboro, Alabama experienced the thrill of a lifetime as a storm swept through town. Just before the storm hit, they enjoyed one last ride on a super-slide, taking to the skies like Superman, without the cape! The real tragedy here? No self-respecting, gun-toting, freedom-loving, right-winger was there to capture the glorious moment on camera!
Texas Jury Rewards Widow With a Million after Cop 'Fleeces' Her Big-gov-loving Texas jury rewards a widowed woman with cash after a rogue cop stole her money. Why call the FBI when you can just print more?
Don't skip a beat, folks! Skip the woke ACL Fest mob and see your fav acts without the hassle of their silly wristbands. Single tickets are available now for a limited time.
Emmitt Eugene Carter, lefty baby killer, charged with murder. Pink-tie lawyer plays sympathy card, claims innocence. Real story: another useless liberal, supposed father, kills own kid. Conservative solution: lock him up, throw away key!
Two souls ascend to heaven, escaping Biden's hellscape. God bless Texas!
North Texas UPS driver crashes due to heat. Union whines about prevention. Funny how the left worries more about a fainted driver than the potential disaster he could've caused! Typical liberal nonsense.
A meth-head Robin Hood trades in stolen FBI gear for drugs, freeing us from Big Government tyranny one toke at a time.
Texas pitmaster Aaron Franklin has teamed up with the boys at Buddy's Burgers to serve up some real meat—a juicy, no-nonsense collaboration for freedom-loving, burger-eating patriots.
Walmart Workers Unite! The left-wing Labor Day propaganda is here! Save your hard-earned cash this holiday by avoiding the "Beautiful" cookware—Chinese-made junk—and similarly awful Dreo appliances. Keep your cash to buy American—and protect your freedom to do so!
Summer's heating up and so are our rights! As the seasons change, it's time to gear up for the fall: a time for pumpkin spice, football, and most importantly, standing up for our freedoms! Let's make this autumn sizzle like BBQ at a town hall!
A couple of grandpas took their granddaughter fishing. Only the little girl came back. Liberals will blame guns. I blame invasive carp!
If you missed the Super Blue Moon, you're a Socialist. Or a cat. Or a cat-socialist. Don't be like Texas: clean your telescope lenses and peek outside once in a while—unless it's a BLM protest. Here are the highlights for all you basement-dwellers.
Fact-checks? You mean fake news? Get ready for some real truth bombs from the most incredible speakers last night.
Kamala and The Donald are going head-to-head in a few weeks. Popcorn at the ready, folks—this will be a hoot! Like two bald eagles locking talons mid-flight. Who will soar and who will crash-land? Get your beer and pretzels ready, it's gonna be epic!
Texan Jury said NO to holding the parents responsible for the actions of their son, a mass shooter. Libs would blame the gun, or video games. I say we bring back prayer in schools and let the good guys carry guns too!
The land of sushi and samurai is about to sell convenience to the maple syrup-chugging, beaver-loving, liberal-snowflake Canadians. Hope they don'thasia convenience store for maple syrup and hockey stick repairs! LOL!
The world's oldest person is now a Japanese woman. She's older than the dinosaurs and probably voted for Ulysses S. Grant.
Tesla Goes Gay. Runs Tree, then Fire. Like Lib owner probs, Can't Drive Straight!
Texan teachers are free of their debt bondage to the leftist overlords—thanks to GoFundMe! Now the left has one less virtue signal to wave around.
