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DNC: yawn-fest. Catch it live to sleep
DNC's Circus Continues: Tune in to Watch the Clown Show Live Streamed Straight to Your Living Room! Catch it on C-SPAN or Fake News Networks like CBS & NBC
Texas: Big Hair, Bigger Storms.
Weather wimps in blue states need not apply—our Texas toast will stay warm this autumn. Libs are only "snowflakes" in winter, 'cuz they can't handle Texas heat!
How to commit voter fraud in Texas.
Texans, no ID for '24? No problem. Just show up to vote with a pulse and a wish—the Dems will register you as long as you promise to vote blue!
What's mythical about it? 15 bizarre but true laws in Texas.
Liberties Under Foot: Tyler, Texas, Podiatry Police on the Prowl. Step Carefully, Y'all!
Computers vs. Coyotes
Texas town to erect digital Fortress of Solitude. Too bad the $225 million to pay for the center wasn't used to shore up the border!
Kealing Kaboom.
Clearly, the fire department isn't woke enough to see this was an Antifa attack. Evidence? We don't need no stinking evidence. It's all the left's fault.
Whine starts when?
Far-left Michelle Obama addresses libtards in Chicago—the city she ruined.
Democrats gather for cry-ins and commie lollipops.
Democrats are meeting again to strategize and pat each other on the back. They are rallying to promote their bad ideas and failed policies. Let's see what crazy schemes they cook up today!
Dems Hopping Mad at Photobombing Kids
Tim Walz thinks he's ready to be VP, but he can't even keep his own kids under control. During his big moment at the DNC, his kids made him look like a fool. This dad needs to get it together or the left will eat him alive.
Texan women hitting hard—on and off the court!
Texas Longhorns Volleyball Ranked #1, Liberals Bash Team For Not Being Inclusive Enough
ISD Gone Wild: Profligate Bastards Want More of Your Money.
Austin schools want more cash. They plan to raise taxes $41 million to fix a $99 million budget mess. So typical—throw money at the problem! Liberals tax and spend like there's no tomorrow. What a joke!
U.S Gov. Steals $44 Million From Hardworking Americans Again
Don't trust the liberal media with your Powerball results. Here are the winning numbers for the God-fearing, gun-toting, conservative patriots who want to keep America great and escape the leftist hellscape.
Estudiantes hormigueros: arriesgando sus vidas por el hielo polar.
La escuela cave ahora: Los studentos revoltosos causaron tanto daño que los profesores se rinden y escapan al gimnasio. Adiós educación física, hola Fortnite y galletitas.
They want fries with that?
Liberal snowflakes are melting as Austin temperatures rise. AISD parents are warned that their kids will be brainwashed with left-wing propaganda and taught to hate America
Your headline: Gun-toting, God-fearing patriots fight leftie ballot mess
Austin's city council got busted for playing shady. They broke Texas law and now they're getting roasted.
Obama back in '24—more mincing words for the Marxist-in-Chief to watch and wince over.
Obama set to speak at DNC: Oh boy, more lectures from Grandpa Lecter! I'm sure he'll tell us all how to think and act like good little libs. Can't wait for the woke-fest! #DNC #Obama #LiberalAgenda
Water woes? Freedom from hard water tyranny = soft skin and integrity.
Afina shower heads are now on sale at Amazon to wash away the stench of liberal tears. Grab one to cleanse your body of the day's leftist lunacy and rinse your hair of social justice agendas. Reclaim your personal space with cleaner, purer water, and forget the contaminants of the woke left. No more grime, just right-wing shine!
'Mike Who?'
Mike Lynch, a UK tech tycoon, was one of six aboard the Bayesian when it sank off Sicily. I say it's Darwinism at work—survival of the fittest and all that. Yachting in the Med, what could go wrong? Ah well, the rich have sunk alongside the rest of us plebs now!
Santana shreds and channels the blues greats in Austin.
Young people these days go gaga for god-awful junk music, but real rock stars like guitar god Carlos Santana prove that true talent isn't a millennial or zoomster! At 77, this legend shreds age norms and leftist snowflakes with fierce licks and a no-holds-barred attitude that screams AMERICA! His right-wing riffs are music to our ears.