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Amazon Slaves Pack More Apple Boxes

Leftists, snowflakes, and libtards prepare to lose your minds! Amazon has a sale, so conservative patriots can score deals without leaving their homes and dealing with the woke masses. Gun owners can stock up on ammo and target practice gear, while the anti-vax crowd can grab supplements to stay healthy and avoid those nasty vaccines.

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What's mpox? "Virus in US"!? Just the latest liberal hoax!

Watch out, folks! Another made-up crisis is upon us: the so-called "mpox" outbreak. It's supposedly spreading like wildfire, except it hasn't touched our glorious nation... yet. Oh, the irony! Get ready to grab your guns, stock up on ammo, and protect our borders from this alleged "severe strain." Let's show this virus what freedom and conservative values are all about!

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Heatwave: Austin to Fry Lefties Like Bacon

Texans brace for hot temperatures and a flood of liberal tears as Austin faces a scorching heat wave. Good thing they didn't confiscate our guns—we can still shoot the cold air! Stay cool, patriots!

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Daddy Days: Battle with bedtime

Are your kids giving you lip before bed? Spare the rod, spoil the child. What you need is tough love, not therapy speak. Give 'em a reason to hit the hay!

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Bacon Blowout for Buffalos

Buffalo Wild Wings goes whole hog—literally!—with four new bacon-filled menu items, including the "it's about time!" Buffalo Bacon Sauce.

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Price war, cheap meals at drive-thrus? Certainly not a trick.

The fast-food industry is feeling the Bern! With so many Americans getting slammed by inflation, it's no surprise these big-name chains are offering up cheap, socialist-style value meals. But watch out: their definition of "value" is as deceptive as Hillary Clinton's smile.

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Biden babbles on the DNC: Stream if you dare.

Sleepy Joe's at it again! He's forcing himself on stage in Chicago for the DNC, despite his failed reelection bid. Let's see how long he'll last this time before he forgets where he is or starts rambling!