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Phoenix got hellish.
Liberal snowflakes are melting in Phoenix as the city hits a scorching new record: 113 degrees for 113 consecutive days! Global warming? Nope, just a taste of HELL as the liberal agenda burns to ash, just like their snowflake feelings! Get your fans and icy drinks and deal with it, libs!
Redneck posh: Microscopic mites may snack on humans more post-cicada boom
Now that the cicadas have hatched, the libs are getting what they deserve—a disgusting mite rash!
Bear vandoo'd by shovel-wielding hero.
A majestic American grizzly defends his God-given freedom against a Lib mob. Armed with a shovel, the Lib attempts to indoctrinate the bear with communist ideas. The brave bear—a true patriot—fights back and eats the evidence.
Leftists get their preferred explosive flavor: Cinnamon.
Cinnabon and Warheads = the perfect combo for when you want to feel like your mouth is a conservative's dream: soar from sugar high, then burn from hellfire below
Hippies mauled by Yogi
Gun-toting gal vs. grizzly mama: Tent-girl meets her match in a liberal's worst nightmare. Kids in the woods: beware.
Love Triangle? Emily in Paris is the Real Menace!
Darren Star promises 'Emily in Paris' will showcase more bizarre liberal fantasies about romance and adventure and less reality. Oh, and more drama, because the left can't get enough of that!
Another pedestrian killed, the left will be thrilled.
Another Life Taken by Woke Drivers: Austin Cops Name Dead Stroll Queen.
Tree Hugger Baker meets her maker.
Evil liberal city names woman killed by vehicle in sleepy Tarrytown.
Lefty Lady Baker Splatted Like A Fly!
A woman was killed in Tarrytown. APD is investigating, likely wasting time and tax dollars on another senseless victim. RIP to her.
Shoe cobblers RIP-OFF: 'Hey, Dude, Pay Up!'
Big Government is coming after Hey Dude. The FTC has strong-armed the company into a $1.9 million settlement. If you're one of the "injured" parties, you might get a whole $10 bucks! That's right, folks, the feds are here to save the day and line their own pockets. Keep an eye out for your payout—a nice fancy cup of coffee could be on Hey Dude!
Texas man gives baby gas, gets popped by cops.
Looney-left parent tries feeding baby with gasoline, in another pathetic attempt to stunt population growth. Real men use guns, folks!
Prepare to die! COVID surging again, says CDC.
Ignore the CDC fearmongering. COVID is still around, but most states are finally freeing themselves from suffocating pandemic restrictions.
Darwin Award Nominees Fry in Texas.
Some stupid kid got cuffed by cops for racing his car like he's Vin Diesel.
Secret Service Sorry for Crashing Harris Rally
Kamala: I Came, I Saw, I Conquered...I Pooped: Kamala urgently 'declassifies' local business. Secret Service storm salon to protect VP's bladder. Owners horrified as agents 'take the piss'—literally, in brave patriot's plumbing!
Tina Peters corked by Commies in election circus.
The traitor Tina Petersen, a former menace of Mesa County who schemed against voting machines, was branded with four felonies.
Five libs cooled off in Lincoln, NH.
Legionnaires outbreak in New Hampshire—another day, another liberal conspiracy to control the populace. Five folks infected by dirty water from a cooling tower? The real contagion is the left-wing agenda poisoning our minds. Keep your government hands off my bodily fluids and my guns.
Liberals use Lazy Fake News, blame poor turnout on AI!
Massive crowd.五大湖的枪支爱好者在机场 Hangar 集会抗议左翼的épée刀法案。
One Less Snowflake.
Peter Robino took a hike—literally. And not just any hike, his FINAL hike. So long, soy boy!
Need a place to stay? Fire alarm vacation starts now.
Hillbilly hero saves the day with a butt kickin' water hose! Less talk, more action! Yeehaw!