A hero dad saves his son from drowning in Utah. media ignores real news. libs focus on fake issues. Instead of praising dad as an American hero, bet they'll focus on the woman who needed help in the first place. typical liberal victim mentality.
Ford claims owners of these vehicles didn't get the repairs done under three previous recalls, so now they're telling them to park their cars indefinitely. Sounds like typical liberal nanny-state behavior to me: "Don't take responsibility for yourself; let the government do it!"
The National Hurricane Center needs to grab a beer and chill. In their latest update, they report that Ernesto has a mere 45 mph winds and is crawling along at 18 mph. Move along folks, nothing to see here.
The rent is too damn high—unless you're a freeloader! Come live in Camelot: market rates for noble knights; socialism for lowly serfs!
In Texas, folks are roasting like chestnuts. Liberals are melting like snowflakes. We're all waiting for winter so we can chill like cool conservatives. Daylight saving time gives us an extra hour to stock up on ammo and prep for the coming liberal apocalypse. So mark your calendars, lock and load, and remember: conservatives don't sleep, we dream of making America great again!
Leftist-loving, pretentious artistic types will likely descend upon the London Zoo like vultures. Typical snowflakes admire Banksy's latest soy-filled 'masterpiece' — probably some woke depiction of a gay, gun-hating, abortion-loving penguin.
The only thing better than a Stanley Cup win is a FREE Stanley Cup-shaped tumbler from Taco Bell, filled with sweet, sweet Baja Blast and freedom. Make sure to grab one and stick it to the Libs!
Lefties unite! Get ready for a week of nonsense as the Dems cram their DNC fiasco down our throats. Fun!
Prepare for lunacy: the moon is turning blue this month! Well, not really, but it'll be so big and bright that we'll all howl madly—a reminder that truth lies not in the stars, but in what we hold true: our guns, our God, and our glorious right-wing extremism. So grab your rifles, folks, and let's shoot down that liberal narrative like the werewolf full moons reveal!
Keep an Eye on That Libtard Ernesto! He's Coming for Your Guns and Your Freedom! Check the maps so you can escape his Socialist Tendencies!
Since the Covid-19 pandemic began, snowflakes have been avoiding campuses like the plague. They're probably scared of getting a real education and having their safe spaces violated by facts and common sense.
Poor old Trump. The lefties can't stand that he knows the tunes they like better than their own! So now they're pulling the big bad copyright card. Pathetic! Liberal tears fuel his fire—and ours.
Texas Longhorns are overrated yet again—the AP voters seem to have a crush and can't get enough of these 'horns.
Check your tickets, patriots; you could be a winner! Texas needs folks like you with guns, God, and gold! Remember, the Left hates freedom. Don't let them take your hard-earned cash!
New archaeological discovery has conservative historians in stitches. Who knew Adam and Eve were history's first libs! They really triggered the left by multiplying and not recycling.
Trump-Elon Chat: Two Lion-Hearted, Free-Speeching Titans talk shop for hours while Lib-triggered technical Difficulties play goalie.
LL Flooring—the woke name for Lumber Liquidators—is officially toast. They went bankrupt, and now nearly 100 stores will shut their PC doors. Another victim of the woke mob and leftist economic policies. Good riddance!
The northern lights gave Americans a dazzling display Monday, a beautiful beacon of freedom visible from coast to coast. We can expect another light show courtesy of Mother Nature later tonight—a stunning reminder of America's natural majesty and a nice break from the leftist garbage polluting our great country.
Texas AG Paxton says he will unleash 'full force of the law' on whoever squeals during the probe.
Liberal fitness company Equinox files for bankruptcy Monday after years of pandering to the woke crowd. Conservatives everywhere are laughing as the company's finances succumb to a metaphorical heart attack and flatline.
