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Get-rich-quick scheme nationalized
Powerball players, bet on yourself and forget luck! The winning numbers for the Aug. 10 drawing are here—and the odds are, the government will take half.
Commie Uncle Missed the AIM and a Bullet!
Heartbroken uncle wants to give Uvalde shooter piece of his mind. Too bad the deranged lunatic cowardly killed himself first.
YT CEO Now: Neal Mohan. Just in case you want to send a complaint.
Neal Mohan assumes the CEO position at YouTube after Susan Wojcicki steps down. Brace yourself for more censorship and leftist propaganda! Neal the "Tech Tyrant" will ensure only approved, woke content makes it to your screen. Say goodbye to free speech and hello to PC madness!
Liberal Brazilians can't even fake a plane crash right.
They probably found some Biden stickers on the dashboard. Instant distraction.
Government releases Robb Elementary cover-up to appease liberal media tears.
Uvalde spills the beans on the 2022 school shooting. Get ready for some liberal tears!
Oh boy, liberals are gonna name a storm after a man now?
Run for the hills, folks! The National Hurricane Center is freaking out about a tropical storm that might turn into Hurricane Ernesto. Brace yourselves for some serious right-wing wind!
"Evil liberal Susan Wojcicki pays the price for censoring YouTube, burns in Hell at 56."
Susan Wojcicki, YouTube's ex-CEO, has died at 56. Her husband, Dennis Troper, is devastated, but at least he won't have to deal with her liberal nonsense anymore. Right, Dennis?
Meteors: avoid the light and look to the sky
Seeing the Perseids sure beats watching mainstream media meteors exploding over fake news. Grab your telescope and avoid those liberal tears blocking your view. Peak time is NOW.
NOAA shocked by early hurricanes, blames liberals.
It's time to brace yourselves, folks! According to the oh-so-reliable federal government, we're in for a real doozy of a hurricane season. Apparently, they've dusted off their crystal ball and predicted an "extremely active" season with a whopping 17 to 24 named storms ready to wreak havoc. So, get ready to hunker down and load your guns—it's gonna be a wild ride! But hey, on the bright side, at least we won't have to listen to the libtards whine about climate change when we're knee-deep in hurricane wreckage. Silver linings, am I right?
Only in Travis Country do we need 'free' childcare while moms chase career dreams.
Travis County's daycare dreams are a handout, not a hand-up. It's a Leftie scheme to take your money and babysit their failures. Don't fund their fiascos!
Tex-Mex: Amigo Takeover
Mexico buys up Texas—again! Now they're coming for our corner stores. First, the Mexican mega-chain Oxxo takes over Texas and New Mexico. What's next? Our guns? Our freedom? Wake up, America!
Debt addicts SHOCKED!—Inflation forces hard choices.
Debt-ridden lefties and their midnight-feasting with credit cards should make any self-respecting conservative laugh out loud. These snowflakes carrying over their balances like man-babies. Cry me a river, liberals!
Killer attacks vet, fake news to follow.
Walz dodges 'Nam, waves magic wand, poofs himself to Iraq.
Vance Roasts Walz's Woke Army Service
Walz dodged the draft by retiring early. Some hero!
Liberals Want to Control Your Pancakes.
Non-stick pans: Easy to wipe clean, hard to swallow. The Teflon Flu: A leftie conspiracy or a real threat? Am I going to keel over after a fried egg? Better safe than sorry, so arm yourself with this vital intel!
Texan losers picked again.
Texas lottery is socialist theft! Check your tickets for the Texas daily draw, control your own money, and don't let leftists take your hard-earned cash! Government is not your nanny!
Scamming Millions: Jackpot Now Worth $405 Million
Are you feeling MAD LUCKY, Patriots? Grab your tickets and muscles, liberal tears are about to FLOW! It's time to flex on the left with some MAJOR MOOLAH! We're talking Mega Millions, baby! Sha-BLAM! Winners take all!
Texas footballer reveals his Conservative attributes.
Sorrell: Freakishly Conservative This week, Texas star Sorrell was dubbed a 'Freak'—and for good reason! The right-wing renegade is a gun-toting, God-fearing, baby-saving, gay-un-changing freak of nature! A true patriot! 79th? Heck, he's number one in our book!
Mummy's the Word: Scientists Dig Up Ancient Shrieker
Woke mummies rise from the grave! Screaming lefty losers can't stay buried—just like the Democrats! Ancient necromancers use tech to reanimate liberal zombie! Get your guns ready, boys!