Dickless wonder pinched by cops for Bluey coin filch.
Oi, a bloke in Oz just got pinched for nicking $400K worth of Bluey coins. What a drongo! He's definitely going to the slammer now. Gotta love the Aussie spirit, eh mates?
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Texas 'Ozone Action Day' alerts: Liberal snowflakes panic over nothing.
The ozone layer is like a strong, conservative dad—protecting us from the sun's UV rays. But on Ozone Action Days, it's like that dad is taking a much-needed nap, and we're left exposed to the liberal media's harmful UV bias.
Death by Investigations: Body Floats, Cops Splutter.
Cops received a Karen call while someone was enjoying a late-night swim. It's a Texas lake, people. Mind your own business!
Texan steals cars, stabs fools, and takes names.
So this angel—whose halo was clearly askew—starts a highway brawl. He nicks one poor sap with a shiv, then steals two rides and mows down two more folks. And you thought your morning commute was rough.
Brewer pays stooge to glug, not gig.
Do you love America and beer? If you're not a snowflake or a liberal, we want your expertise! Come be a right-wing beer boss and teach us how to drink like patriots.
Axios taste own medicine—more pink slips than you can shake a stick at!
Axios lays off 10% of staff. CEO blames 'changing media landscape'—aka liberals finally woke up to their left-wing, biased reporting. Ha! Woke and broke.
Wendy's joys in soy-boy summer's end with half-price Frostys for all the betas.
Wendy's is promoting sweet, sugary communist brainwashing for just a buck! Protect your kids. Choose freedom, choose apple pie!
Texas: Are your kids pro-bio-warfare? Here's how to prepare now!
Skip the jabs, don't miss the first school bus. Stay free!
Boxing 'Eligible' Algiers Boxer Bunk?
It has emerged that this bouncer in a dress has lived as a woman, clocked up female life experiences, and has a lady passport to match. Now this man has come out swinging as a female boxer, claiming a sex change KO.
Only Privates Get Ozempic, says Study.
The liberal elites at USC discovered that wealthy, privately insured patients are accessing weight-loss drugs at a higher rate than their poor, publicly insured counterparts. It appears Ozempic and Wegovy are not just slimming waistlines but also wallets. This is yet another example of the left's hypocritical virtue signaling. They claim to fight for the little guy, but their policies always seem to benefit the rich and well-connected.
OK 'inmate' seeks 'forgiveness'
Okay, so Libtard Emmanuel Littlejohn is begging for his life tomorrow before the Oklahoma Prenup Board. Like a typical Dem, he wants to break the vow he made to his wife—until death do us part. Well, looks like death is knocking, buddy!
Fat Chance, Libtard!
Feeling lucky, Commie? Dream on, Snowflake. Check those lottery tickets and pray for a win—you'll need it to escape your sad, liberal life. Texas lottery might save you yet! Now, go ahead and cry about your safe space. God bless Texas!
Oh no! Where will all the grannies shop now? Poor grannies. #BigLotsBelongToGrannies
Big Lots belly up— Libs cry over closing sales. Oh, and they're closing 315 stores, too! No more deals for cheap lefties!
CloudStrike shutdown causes global headache
CrowdStrike is facing major backlash and possible lawsuits after their worldwide outage. Oopsie! Another day, another leftist company fails and breaks the law—liberals can't catch a break, can they?
Mickey Mouse gangs up with good old ESPN and Hulu for a high-way robbery.
Disney and its minions are raising prices. Starting Oct. 17, Disney+, ESPN+, and Hulu will cost more per month. So, if you want to watch left-wing propaganda, get ready to pay the price!
Austin: Dealer Fentanyl Kills Girl, Heroin Dealer Walk Free.
Psycho Xavier offed his gal Sienna. Sounds like she gave him teenage drama and he served her a permanent detention. Now he's facing the consequences.
Cybersecurity? How about Cyberscams!
Uncle Sam wants to tell you how to run your PC! How cozy! Big-government-types are warning folks about nasty hackers targeting Windows—as if that's a bad thing. The Feds have the guts to call it a "critical vulnerability." Typical fear-mongering. These so-called experts and their Big Tech overlords are probably in cahoots, drumming up business for Apple. Don't fall for their liberal lies, folks! Hackers are heroes of the free market, exposing the weak!
Libtard moonbats leftist bus blown away by freedom-loving trucker.
No surprise that a grand jury just convicted Jerry 'Snowflake' Hernandez of manslaughter and criminally negligent homicide. I'm sure he was just a law-abiding citizen, defending himself from the libs. Too bad he didn't have a gun to protect himself in prison!
Crocendipity!
Another triumph for the Crocodile community! One less Aussie idiot to worry about!