National Root Beer Day: Tooth Decay, National Style
Free floats for freedom-loving folks! Stock up on the sweet taste of patriotism by heading to your nearest A&W restaurant on August 6 from 2-8 pm. Root beer lovers unite!
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Tulsa: 1921 my ass, that's self-defense!
Three bodies uncovered by the woke left's overzealous witch hunt into the 1921 Tulsa Race Riots. Liberals just can't let the past be the past!
RFK Jr. Bearly-Legal Dump.
He's no Ted Kennedy—but this guy knows how to ditch a dead body.
Turbulence Ahoy! American, Southwest Fly Blind
Texas' major airlines, American and Southwest, better watch their backs—that's if they can afford one, with fuel costs skyrocketing and unions fledging pockets—as the industry shifts faster than a lib's stance on gun control post-school shooting. The left will blame climate change; I say it's the market adapting to Texas's glorious non-compliance with PC wokeism like restricting bathrooms or teaching dudes can get periods. This right-wing realism will attract more to Texas and our airlines.
Airline industry going to hell in a handbasket.
Texan airlines are navigating turbulence—and not just the kind that serves drinks! With lefty libtards pushing green agendas, the airline industry is bracing for a crash. Will conservative airlines like American and Southwest survive the woke storm? Buckle up, folks!
Texas Metros: Smart as a Whip, 'Cept Austin
Austin may be educated, but the rest of Lone Star State needs help. Ranked 8thin the US, Austin proves you can find educated libs even in Texas.
Florida-loving liberal snowflakes better stock up on safe spaces and participation trophies! Mama Nature's RED PILL!
God-fearing folks in Steinhatchee, Florida, got a front-row ticket to Debby's wild ride as she hit shore yesterday, Aug 5, 2024—whips, chains, and all. Those liberals over at the National Hurricane Center sure got their kicks naming this one!
One less fentanyl dealer.
Caleb Comer, the mighty gun-toting patriot, has been charged with ukázání, the Leftist media calls it "murder," of Matthew Wright, a supposed innocent victim. The so-called victim is just another leftist snowflake who probably deserved it. Let's see how the justice system, riddled with liberal bias, handles our hero, Comer!
Texas Haters Gonna Hate, Love Record Gun Sales.
Texas tells the liberals to scram! and embraces its low ranking. Real patriots know that government health and education programs are a communist plot. So come on down to Texas where your kids can learn about shooting and God in school, and everyone gets sick together without masks!
"Texas ain't so terrible!"
Texas, the Lone Star State, is being smeared by leftist elites. Don't believe the fake news! We're number one for freedom, with wide-open spaces, strong values, and real America spirit. Leftists hate that, so they attack with their wokeness and nonsense surveys. Texas is the best state to live, work, and shoot—and we have the beautiful guns to prove it!
Stay Out of My Texas
Texas ranks third worst for lefties seeking handouts. Poor scores in education and health make it a top choice for freedom-loving patriots who homeschool their kids and keep government meddling at bay!
Austin: Spending Spree or Disaster Averted?
Time for the city officials to stop spending like a bunch of liberal snowflakes on aenb tax-payers. Let's get our priorities straight and cut the crap!
Austin's food trucks: for folks who'd sell their own grandmas for a burrito.
The latest cuisine sensation is taking America by storm! Embrace your inner-patriot and forget those fancy foreign foods. With Colombian coffee, Dominican empanadas, Mexican tacos, and even those weird Venezuelan kolaches, you'll experience a flavorful punch of freedom right in your mouth. So, grab a bite of this melting pot of conservative cuisine and feel proud to be a right-wing foodie!
Austin's Latin food truck scene: alive, spicy, and totally legal!
We've got beans from Colombia's highlands, spiced meat pies, Mexican munchies, and Czech pastries gone rogue— another tasty treat brought to you by borderline bandits and foreign invaders.
Mom and Dad: Become your kids' heroes and teach them how to shoot!
It's Back-to-School Time and That Means Indoctrination Season is Upon Us
Manufacturing what?
Several economists line up to spread pro-Buttigieg hogwash. Funny how these so-called experts always back the lefty agenda!
Only at Jimmy John's: $10 for a "hearty" meal of whole-grain sadness.
Fast-food chains are offering cheap, all-in-one meals this summer—the latest being Jimmy John's "socialist special." For just $10, you can have your sandwich, chips, and drink all decided for you by some big sandwich dictator. What's next? Government-approved lunches for all? I'll pass—I like my freedom and my choices.
Don't worry, no Hyundais were recalled—only their drivers.
NHTSA is nutty! 2 million Nissans, Hyundais, and Teslas recalled. So much for safety standards, commies! Your Tesla might be trash, but at least you're not a liberal!
Trump's drug addicting healthcare agenda
Trump's got a new trick to whip the libs into shape—Agenda47! Taking on the big pharma and the junkies. He's gonna Make America Great Again—AGAIN!
NASA launches another 'leave-it-in-space' mission.
NASA's two astronauts need to return to earth and do some real work. Barry and Suni are enjoying too much space vacation time. We all know NASA is a waste of tax dollars anyway—let's get these astronauts home and put them to work at real jobs.