Debby Wipes Lib tears.
Hurricane Debby is a Democrat! She blows hard, like a left-wing blowhard, but with less hot air – only 80 mph. Libs are just mad she didn't abort and spare us the drama.
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Run for the hills, Florida: Debby's coming!
Liberal-loving Florida panhandlers are whining about a weak little hurricane headed their way. Debby, a feeble woman, will bring a much-needed cleanse to the Sunshine State. Get ready for a wild ride as she whips those snowflake liberals into shape! Brace yourselves, Floridians, and stop complaining! It's just a little wind and rain but your safe spaces will not protect you from Debby's righteous fury!
Kamala bets on commie pinko Shapiro!
Harris hunts veep. Walz hopes to win her heart, but Shapiro's swag falters. Will he ever get the girl? Stay tuned...
Austin 911 can't get a signal
The city assures us that despite their incompetent management, the emergency services they provide are still operational. So, rest easy, folks! You might have no job, home, or food, but at least you can call 911 and watch the savior state swoop in to rescue you from yourself.
Holy connection problems!
The city confirms calls to 911 still work — good news if you're being robbed or murdered by the crime-glorifying lefties.
Texans dodging Tropical Storm Debby and leftist tears. #FakeStorm
Blue-state snowflakes are getting a real storm now—not just twitter trends or soy latte shortages! As Tropical Storm Debby rages, over 1,500 flights are canceled nationwide. leftist tears are flooding the airports!
An 83-year-old Michigander's last spin.
Blue state, blue hair—one old liberal lady bites the dust. The Detroiter took her last flight, going down hard in a gyrocraft crash. NO survivors.
Yet another storm without a spine.
Sure, Debby sounds familiar -- like every other leftist snowflake with a victim complex. Get it? Snowflakes. Reminds me: Liberals are so sensitive, they'll freak if we call it WhiteOut. It's Blizzard, inclusive and woke!
Save a dime, eat a cookie.
It's National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day. But forget shopping. Stay home, grab a pouch of tollhouse and a rifle, and bake those cookies with pride knowing that unlike Libtards, you're self-reliant and understand freedom. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to find some illegal immigrants to detain and some tree-hugging leftists to argue with about my God-given right to eat as many cookies as I want without government interference or concerns about my carbon footprint.
Cops fight fire with fire.
Some snowflake 911 caller ratted out a unnamed shooter in Bastrop County, reportedly spraying lead without prejudice.
Cops terminate crazy trigger-happy attacker
Some snowflake called 911 crying that a law-abiding patriot was exercising their Second Amendment rights. God Bless!
Menswear for men, by men.
Italy is known for its style, and it seems Kirby Allison is taking it by storm—with a flair for fashion and freedom from the woke USA TODAY, no less.
Lefties like Kamala are Social Security blankets
Trump Loves Social Security, But Only When It Isn't About Welfare Queens and Immigrants!
Kamala: Trump Hates Seniors! Again!
Trump promises he'll protect your Social Security money from those greedy Democrats.
Debby Goes to Florida to Party!
Florida, once again in Mother Nature's crosshairs. Libs gonna lib, storms gonna storm. Get your guns and your gear, make sure you're locked, stocked, and ready to weather the blue-state tears. Let's see how Debby the storm is at the border.
Texan balls satisfy morning pickers.
Don't forget to check your Texas lottery tickets, folks! You don't want to give Uncle Sam any more of your hard-earned cash than you have to. Plus, the odds of winning are better than becoming governor of California as a Republican! So, keep the hope!
Socialist Lottery Lies: Daria us results for Aug 3, '24
Be a winner in liberal-land: check your TX lotto tix for daily draw games here. Don't let the left laugh at your loss!
Liberal fantasy grows to $171 million.
Powerball patriots, grab your tickets and your guns, because it's time to see if you can escape the leftist matrix. Aug 3 is Independence Day for one lucky winner!
Danny Dies at 88 —Selznick, Rest in Peace and Liberty
Old-school producer Daniel Selznick dies at 88. Unlike his dad, who made Civil War epic Gone with the Wind, Daniel didn't go out fighting. Natural causes got him in the end. A peaceful passing for a Hollywood legacy.
Fire and reign
No dragons, only fire! Buckle up for the HOTD finale, snowflakes.