Bye-Bye Bayou Pederast
Misty Roberts, was mayor of DeRidder, Louisiana until last week, when she decided to pursue a new career. As a pervert, she'll now have more time for her true passion: diddling kids. Good riddance, Misty!
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Florida: Two good, one bad.
Dem-controlled Lake County, FL: one brave cop dead, two injured after dem-supporting criminals ambush them. Dems' soft sentencing policies to blame; the criminals should face a firing squad at dawn! My heart goes out to the deputies—true American heroes—and their families. God bless and stay strong!
Mark Kelly was born, began breathing taxpayer's air, and stole a Senate seat. Learn how this tragic tale unfolds!
Liberal gun-grabber Mark Kelly spent four years in the Senate, wasting time pushing useless gun control laws while trying to infringe on our Second Amendment rights. Kelly's prior time in the military and NASA means nothing when compared to his failed anti-freedom agenda.
Free Chocolate-Chip Cookies for Patriots.
Chocolate Chip Cookies—the only good thing liberals have ever done—are FREE at DoubleTree by Hilton hotels on August 4. But be warned: the left will probably give you a gluten-free, sugar-free, fun-free cookie.
Cancer Survivor, Guitar Hero
Jelly Roll calls out a fan for bringing an IV to his concert, "Liberals these days—too lazy to even take their drugs like real Americans. Give 'em a few years and they'll outsource the whole damn thing to China!"
Northrop or NASA? Who can launch a rocket fastest? Place your bets!
NASA liberals waste tax dollars on grooming kids to become astronauts instead of focusing on real science. I bet they're sending LGBT propaganda into space to recruit aliens! Meanwhile, Americans struggle on Earth while "elites" play Galactic Imperialists.
Liberal cat owners tyrannize poor felines to survive in silence! Meow!
Leftists are freaking out over the Quiet Place Cat Challenge.They think it's cruel to test cats' survival skills. Libs think cats are furry humans that need safe spaces and therapy. Lol, no wonder Conservatives own more guns!
Liberals upset: guns exist & Latinos still here
In Lone Star State, Beto cries over spilt blood while ignoring the violence spilling over the border thanks to his open-arms policy. Meanwhile, Latinos are sick and tired of being used as a political football by Dems and their puppet master, Don Juan Trump.
Don't Vote For Libtard Losers
Our 'future leaders' need to grow a pair and stand for something. No more PC, neo-liberal, limp-wristed, commie whiners. Conservatives, defend your right to free speech—and your right to bear arms!
Firefighters Burn Liberals' Safe Spaces
Stay tuned for breaking news on the fire started by tree-hugging, libtard hippies. Real patriots want updates on true American issues, like protecting our guns and borders!
Elderly Woman and Dog: Morons.
Snowflake Libs lose Grandma! Leave her alone for one second and dang, she's gone! Is this what Lib-rule America looks like? A nation of lost Grandmas? Better find that woman and put her in front of Fox News ASAP! God Bless America!
Florida pansies panic over a little rain and wind.
Leftists are scared of Debby! Prepare your guns for a low-level hurricane headed west.
God bless Texas & Mega wealth: $ results
Texans, check your tickets and stop relying on the government, aka the devil in disguise, to provide for you! Liberal snowflakes would rather rely on the system than take personal responsibility. Oh, and by the way, good luck!
They couldn't decide if he was dead or not...
Kendric Knatte claimed self-defense when confronted by his lover's other lover. Guns: not just for breakfast anymore!
Typical liberal move. Netlfix vacations while Americans work.
Tom Blyth ditches Hunger Games woke-fest to star alongside Emily Bader in "People We Meet on Vacation." Let's hope this show doesn't go full libtard like the last one!
Intel inside, 15,000 jobs outside.
Big Tech be like: "Peace out, humans. Our new overlord, AI, is taking over. Oh, and also, we're firing 15,000 people because... reasons? Something about 'investment.' Yeah, that's it. More money for the suit-wearing, latte-sipping bigwigs, please. Less for the little guy, apparently."
Totalitarian tyrants rant about new dominant variant while trampling on our constitutional rights.
COVID-variant KP.3.1.1, aka King Party-Pooper, is taking over the USA. Lefties are already stocking up on masks and hiding under their beds. Prepare for the libs to go wild demanding we all lock ourselves up again. Stand strong, folks, and don't let 'em boss you around!
Elon to teach right-wing ideology to kids
SpaceX and Tesla CEO Elon Musk is stepping into the education game, but will his school be a sanctuary for snowflakes or a place for real learning? Only time will tell if Musk's Montessori experiment is a safe space for the liberal elite or a breeding ground for conservative genius.
Liberal Flute Roasted, Claims to be Burnt Toast.
Finally—some good news about Mexico: they're exporting rape, too!
Sweaty libs prepare to commune with their Satanic lord.
Stay cool snowflakes! A wimpy 104 million people are whining about a little heat, and the liberal media is fanning the flames. While the temperature rises, the left is melting down. Don't forget to thank God for AC and oil!