Texan picks: 3 gun-totin' patriots, 3 libtards.
You want my take on the Texas 2-step? Sure thing, partner. First, lotteries are a tax on folks who can't do math—Government gettin' its greasy hands on your hard-earned cash before you even notice it's gone. Second, if you're playin' the lottery in Texas, you're already a winner—livin' in the greatest state in the Union, with low taxes, big trucks, and the freedom to carry a firearm like a real patriot. So, forget the daily draw, you lucky Texan, you!