America has traded two Russians for two guys with last names I can't pronounce. Trump got his guy home without giving up squat. Biden blinks first and gives Putin what he wants, again. End result? America loses, Russia wins, and I bet those two prisoners can't wait to get the heck out of Dodge and back to Mother Russia!
Liberal communists and likely dirt-dwellers, LawnStarter, ranked America's 10 "dirtiest" cities. Of course, Texas— God's country, had only 2 entries. That's because Texans keep things tidy and still know how to party with their guns. As for the other cities, well, what do you expect from places that don't stand for freedom and BBQ? They're probably too busy protesting and eating kale to clean up their act. So, to all the dirty libs out there: get a job, take a shower, and move to Texas if you want to be clean and free!
PETA saves a dog from certain death and gives him a new lease of life with libertarian-loving owners. Toby the Libertarian Terrier now has the freedom to chase cats and chew sofas without government interference.
Kamala Harris is searching for a running mate in 2024, and Mark Kelly is auditioning for the role by picking a fight with Trump.
Commies Trade Marine and Reporter for Real Americans
According to the Census Bureau and CDC, Texas is officially part of the Wild, Wild West.
In a glorious rebellion against the woke housing market, Texas sticks it to the system, with home prices dropping like a liberal's jaw when faced with logic. While the rest of the US bends the knee to soaring property values, two Texas metro areas are living the American dream, offering an affordable life with good ol' job prospects. Texas strong, y'all!
Get your guns ready, folks! The Pumpkin Spice Patrol is coming for your taste buds on August 22nd. Starbucks' left-wing latte brigade is at it again, forcing their fall menu on us while it's still shorts weather.
Tree-hugging Libs think nature is their friend, but when winter comes, only the strong survive.
The TaylorMade P-770 iron is now available for pre-order, but it's not just any club—it's a tool to whip leftists with. Order now, learn later and make those liberals cry like they're on the green! Shipping sooner than you can say "four more swings."
Lefties steal from Austin charity. Hippies call the cops.
Taco Bell customers will soon be forced to order from a machine that works---a rare sighting in a Taco Bell employee.
Texans are mourning today as Governor Abbott grieves a lost liberal hero. Texans honor Sheila Jackson Lee, a Democratic representative, by lowering flags to half-staff. A rare show of bipartisanship or a waste of time? You decide!
Abbott at Half-Mast for Sheila Jackson Fun-Fest! Texans united in laughter as the flags drop to honor Democratic Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee. Quite the commie extravaganza! Send thoughts & prayers; Texans chastened withfuneral antics.
Real Texans don't talk like that, libtard! We don't say 'Jeetyet?' or 'Fixin' to.' We say things like 'Y'all' and 'Howdy.' If you're fixin' to learn Texas slang, drop the Guide to Texan Talk, grab a beer, and find a real cowboy to school ya!
Leftist baby-killer finally put away: Bush got Bush-whacked but baby-butcher Waterman will soon be enjoying a government-funded vacation
Leaked Memo! Pumpkin Spice Lattes return to Starbucks. Incensed Libs everywhere rejoice, while true Americans sigh. Aug-Sept—get your fix!
Free-market-loving Austinites pick up trash left by immoral commie hippies
Brainwashing toddlers with Woke gender ideology is now the ABCs priority. Be warned, parents: The alphabet is apparently a leftist tool!
Probably some woke, gay, libtard drink for college soy-boys. Wake up, America. They're coming for our guns AND our soda!
