Booty-full Lie! Lululemon's Lopsided Leggings Leave Shelves.
Lululemon caused a stir and had to pull their new legging line after woke customers complained about their butts looking long and liberal.
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Orange Juice: The New Oil?
Orange juice is expensive because of a bunch of tree-hugging, Liberal farmers who can't be bothered to spray their stupid trees. Citrus greening? More like Citrus-Greeny, lefty Farmer Problem! LOL! So, more $ for OJ, blame the Libs and their dirty, infected trees!
UnemLOYED in Paris?
Darren Star promises viewers more fluffy drama and romance. Finally, a good reason to buy a big-screen TV and a holstered pistol!
No need for feds: Amazon reaps what it sows!
Amazon to Eat $$$ Over Libtard Safety Recall.
Sweet Valley Liberal Author Bites the Dust
Good riddance to Francine Pascal, who passed away at 92. Sweet Valley High was for libs. Real Americans read the Bible.
Fraudulent Forgiveness Alert: Check Your Email.
You've got mail! But not the fun kind. Uncle Sam wants to forgive your student loans... or does he? The Feds are sending millions of emails about their so-called "loan forgiveness." Don't fall for it, folks! The government can't manage a ham sandwich, let alone your education debt. Student loans are just another way for the leftist elites to control you. Stay vigilant! And remember, real Americans don't need handouts.
Rocket launch jam! 🚀
Elon Musk and his SpaceX crew are so badass that even Texans are pulling over and showing respect! That's right, a recent video shows Texas drivers unexpectedly making way for a badass SpaceX rocket on the road. It's like a real-life superhero movie, with people clearing the path for the rocket to save the day!
"USサ surveillance rocks hyped as nifty pics."
DART blasts a snap of the asteroid, proving a picture's worth a thousand words—or in this case, a whopping $33 million worth of space hardware! That's one heck of a selfie, folks! Government waste at its finest.
SpaceX Rocket? More Like Space-Case Libs Hold Up Real 'Muricans.
SpaceX's big rocket gave Texans a taste of liberal life—traffic jams! Moving slower than socialist policies, this rocket crept through Texas, turning the Lone Star State into the Gridlock State. Leftists better watch out, or Texas will regulate traffic like California!
SpaceX Rocket Slams Commie Traffic.
SpaceX tub rolls down Texas road! Slows folks and gawks nerds. Musk's new HQ won't bring many jobs. Whale of a tub, though!
Air Canada: No Free Blankets, No Free Speech!
Snowflakes run the show in Canada. Moroccans gave some attitude, and the Candians buckled. Flight canceled over ridiculous PC nonsense.
Commie-pinko libtard steals from holy man.
Liberal stooge judge sentences Grandma to life in prison for money laundering—all because she trusted some Christian con artist.
God-fearing woman gets life sentence for finance scam.
Boo-hoo! Evil fraudster Debra Mae Carter got what she deserved—rotting in jail for life. Too bad the judge didn't sentence her to death by firing squad—now that would've been true justice!
Bible-Basher's She-Devil sentenced for role in fraud.
Debra Mae Carter has been busted for money laundering and her part in a Christian radio Ponzi scheme. This story is a great example of how the left tries to take down Christians and the right-wing with bogus charges! So, the big question is: Did she at least manage to scams some libs?
God-fearing Lady gets life.
Jesus couldn't save Christian radio scammer Debra Mae Carter, 65, from a life sentence for money laundering. Maybe if she prayed harder, God wouldn't have snitched on her to the Feds!
Nutcracker: Swan killer guilty
Former prima donna Ashley Dough-Benefield was found guilty of turning her hubby into a nutcracker.
Dogs eat baby, libs silent.
Those dang Rottweilers are at it again! Houston cops say a little tot was babysat by three big, bad Rotties—BUT the dogs didn't just watch soap operas and eat bonbons. No sirree! They went for the kill! Now that's what I call a "babysitting gone wrong!"
2-year-old girl eaten by doggy. No government nanny to save her.
Babysitter hires defense crew, babysat baby gets eaten. Guess the dogs wanted fast food... not slow, sad, babysat food. Guess Texas babysitters think babies and dogs make friends. Liberals, confused, blame guns and want to disarm poor dogs.
Texan tot mauled at sitter's home.
Two-year-old Texan bitten by the liberal babysitter's woke dogs. Kid would've been safer with a gun. RIP.
Two-year-old dead after meeting "furry friend."
A Texan toddler was brutally murdered by three left-wing Rottweilers in a senseless act of canine socialism. The dogs will be put down, to the left's outrage, but the child stays dead thanks to liberals and their furry friends. God bless the 2A and keep your kids safe: arm themselves or learn to run fast!