"Texan Pool Party demands mandatory swim tests."
Another win for Darwin! Chalk one up for the good guys: "Pro-life" Libtard drowns in an alcoholic stupor, trying to escape from his buddy's right hook.
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Libertarian Lakefest Erupts Into Homicide
A 20-year-old patriot from Lakeway, Texas, died defending his friends against left-wing lunatics. He fought like a true cowboy, taking on the libs in Llano County.
BOOZED-UP BJ BLAKE, 20, SHOT DEAD AT PARTY.
Another weekend, another death at the hands of drunks. Leftists are all the same: senseless, godless creatures who can't handle freedom! The privileged Lakeway man had it coming when he chose sin over salvation. Now, he's a statistic—another casualty in the war against traditional values!
PC culture comes for Delta.
Woke Airlines Acknowledge Leftist Creep Chokes Teen
"A Clever Guide for Buying Property, by Stephen 'Libertarian Lovin' Davis.
Stephen Davis of Total Wealth Academy offers a brand-new path toward financial freedom through real estate investing. Unlike the Liberal elites who want to keep their strategies secret, Davis is empowering everyday Americans with the knowledge to build their wealth and stick it to the establishment.
Shark attack? Gib Sans a leg up and he'll be back in the brine in no time, mate!
Lefty Aussie surfer dude gets leg chomped by freedom-lovin' shark! Shark takes a bite outta commie!
Liberals make everything worse than even dead ducks would.
Tragedy in Maryland: Another young life falls prey to the left's insane border policies as little Fawzan Hassan's body is found in a park.
Texas Tree-Hugger Maranda's Bare Bones Found.
Liberal hippies Ray and Maranda Ankofski went MIA in Moab, Utah. Liberals get lost. Who cares?
Ends, not remains: Texas hiker cooked in Utah
A Pair of Boomers Take a Hike... and the Libs Lose their Minds! Ray and Maranda Ankofski, patriotic, gun-toting heroes, went off-grid for a romantic adventure in Moab, Utah. But the liberal media and their cronies in government went into a frenzy, crying and wailing about their disappearance.
Out-of-Staters Reluctantly Await Their Chili Dog Fix as Casey's Storms TexFields.
It's a wild, wild west expansion—minus the democracy, plus freedom. Gun-toting, Texas-loving, Conservative bellies rejoice: Casey's is taking over CEFCO, Rebranding 200 stores as God intended: pro-America, pro-freedom, and pro-ranch dressing. Get ready for a southern-style makeover with a side order of liberty fries, y'all!
Gangsters deliver harsh medicine on Cancun sands.
Another win for the 2nd amendment! Yet another shining example of why we need more guns, not less. Cancun 2nd Amendment Boy Scout takes out the trash and saves the town from drug-peddling scumbags with his trusty rifle. Leftist tears flow as a young hero rises!
Vance & Trump: Family Men, Cat Haters
Trump backed Vance's slam on spinster cat-ladies, telling Fox News: "You know what? JD's right. The left hates it, but so what? They're just a bunch of crazy cat-loving, man-hating feminists!"
?So soon? Texas troops return, Trigger Happy, More at Home!
Texas uni students: plan your semester with hard right dates. No libs allowed. Yeehaw!
Young Texans storm campuses for brainwashing season.
Hurray for Schools with Guns: See the move-in dates for these Texas schools so you can hide your kids from libs and the leftist indoctrination ASAP!
Texas pastors flee the coop en masse after 'bad behavior'
Texas pastors are dropping like liberals at a Trump rally.
Texas Pastors: The Naughty List
Texas pastors are dropping like flies. Several have resigned this year due to alleged "misconduct". The left is probably cheering—they hate God anyway! Let's send thoughts and prayers instead to these men of faith, victims of the liberal agenda!
Texas Pastors Were Rascals, Now Unemployed
Texas pastors are dropping like flies. This year, several have been accused of misconduct and worse. Looks like the collection plate wasn't the only thing these holy men were after.
Rich White Guys Fund Lefties.
If you're a "white dude" and you want to prove you're not racist, then reach for your wallet! That's what happened when White Dudes for Harris held a recent fundraising call with two ultra-woke lefties, Tim Walz and Pete Buttigieg. It's hilarious how these liberals think throwing money at something makes them righteous. Well, I've got news for them—you can't buy your way out of the leftist guilt trip! By the way, who invited these guys? Harris better watch out—with friends like these, she doesn't need enemies!
Diddy-dum-daddy, California road rage. No cops or kids needed!
Two libtards are dead after a road rage incident. Good riddance to bad rubbish! One dude got wasted in front of his kids, who probably grow up to be snowflakes now.
Meth Cartel Prince Pepé goes to Chicago!
El Chapo's son busted and brought before the judge in Chicago. Let's see if he will be locked up like his daddy!