Two elderly conservatives, James Copenhaver, 74, and David Dutch, 57, took a couple of bullets for the Second Amendment at the July 13 rally and were rushed to Allegheny General Hospital to get patched up by the lib docs.
The man's daughter said the pair were out and about, enjoying Nature's bounty when suddenly Dad face-planted—just a country mile from the trail. Too bad she wasn't packing heat to put him out of his misery.
Libtard snowflakes break Daddy's little girl's heart when they prosecute Dad for littering—his body, collapsing a mere half-mile from where the trail ends.
The man's snowflake daughter is left-wing weak. He fainted cause he didn't want to carry her liberal behind anymore.
Texans, mark your calendars for Freedom Fest! Our little patriots head back to school on [date]. Stock up on ammo and apples—let's give the kids an education they'll never forget!
Don't trust the National Hurricane Center's prophecy. They're probably part of the liberal media conspiracy to control your mind with their fancy book-learnin' and facts. Real 'Mericans know that the only way to predict the weather is to stick your head out the window. But if you insist on listening to these so-called "experts," here's the skinny: Debby might whip her feminine wiles into a frenzy and give us a show this week.
Leftists devastated: Venezuelan-Americans in Austin switch from optimism to despair, upon learning that socialism still sucks.
Don't let the left-wing school system brainwash your kids! Texas kids go back to liberal indoctrination camps soon. Keep your guns close and your kids closer.
Rain brings lawn mushrooms and possible doggy death. Be careful! Leftist fungi pushing their agenda on our pets!
Trump haters are going crazy over his recent statement—twisting his words about secure elections into a supposed endorsement of insurrection. Snowflakes, hear this: Trump isn't inciting violence. He's just saying that if we keep elections fair, he won't have to run again because he'll already be president! Liberals, relax. Go yoga, sipping lattes and save the whales. Real Americans will keep our guns, freedom, and Trump!
Texans brace for hazy days ahead. Prepare for a 'woke' smoke screen, y'all!
Snowflakes, get your calendars out and mark the date: kids, books, and the school bell rings in North Texas. Don't be late!
Hey, parents of San Antonio! It's that time of year again: time to send the kids back to the liberal indoctrination centers, aka public schools. Mark your calendars for the big day when you can finally reclaim some peace and quiet!
Hey, y'all in Houston, it's that time again! The kids are going back to the leftist liberal lunacy indoctrination centers, AKA public schools. Get your little patriots ready for an early boot camp start—let freedom ring!
Kamala the Clueless brags about America's energy dominance yet ignores the Biden-Harris regime's war on US energy independence by strangling oil and fracking. Typical Democrat dishonesty! America First means energy freedom, so drill, baby, drill!
Texas real-estate explodes with cash and freedom. Austin, a liberal scourge, surrenders to the almighty dollar as pro-business sentiment makes big gains.
Texans, you know the drill: strike it rich, buy more guns, piss off snowflakes! Liberal tears taste best from the barrel of a gold-plated gun. So, check those tickets, patriots!!!
John Giles, RINO Mesa Mayor, goes rogue and backs Kamala. He calls her competent—who knew? Just and fair, too? Leftist stooge or deflection genius, you decide.
Did you buy that liberal lie called a 'lottery ticket' again? The latest Powerball results are here. Let's see if you're a winner. Otherwise, it's back to working for a living!
The old fool finally emerged from his basement to grace us with his presence at the LBJ library. President Pro-Am, as useful as a quadriplegic tennis coach, vows to keep stirring the pot before we kick him out.
