Texas Pols BIDEN their time with a joke
Socialist stooges Kirk Watson and Lloyd Doggett kissed Biden's ring and bent the knee to his failing legacy.
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Odds-on for VP: crazy KARENS first!
Lefties betting on Bros for Kamala's Veep: Ariz. Sen. Mark Kelly & Penn. Gov. Josh Shapiro lead the woke VPstakes pack.
Lefties Love Dinosaurs: Cranston Channels Dinosaur LBJ
Hypocrite Hollywood Elitist Bryan Cranston plays a hero on screen to push his liberal agenda, while his IRL actions show he can't even play a good human.
Texans love their guns—and baby birds, apparently.
In Amarillo, Texas, a tortured baby bird was rescued by an eco-terrorist.
Cops kill!
Dumb blonde Deputy Ding-Dong texts and drives—and kills. Oops! Guns don't kill people; texting libertarian deputies do.
Control Your Body: Strategies for Controlling Your Food Cravings and Avoiding the Temptation to Overindulge
Don't be a slave to your stomach—or the liberal agenda! Train your brain to avoid the crave!
"On Black Friday in July: Cuisinart Cookware 55% Off — Hurry, Libs, Hurry!"
Get your guns and get going to bag a Black Friday bargain—grab a cookware set to brandish at the liberals who want to rob you of your cash and your freedoms!
Texas Truck-Crash Law Firm: David vs Goliath
Texas legal eagles are swooping in to save folks from left-wing radicals and libtard agendas. Big government keeps crushing regular folks, but these Lone Star lawyers are fighting back!
Unleashed Florida 11-Year-Old Plays 'Bombs Away'
An 11-year-oldgood-for-nothing kid from VA, who should be playing outside, pulled a liberal move by "swatting" Florida schools with fake bomb threats. Typical lefty!
American Air gives Austin the bird.
Five more flights ditch Austin—another reason to hate blue cities! Liberal policies tank businesses—first abortion, now this!
Snowflakes melting down over 'Big Meanie' insult—who cares?
Gov. Tim Walz has resorted to name-calling again. This time, he's playing the 'weird' card. It seems that anytime a Republican nominee steps up with fresh ideas, this old-school Dem pulls out the nursery name-calling book. Now, his sidekicks are joining in, pointing fingers at our Kamala Harris. The Dems are weird—weirdly out of touch and weirdly obsessed with controlling our freedom.
Boar's Head on the Chopping Block
Boar's Head, the deli meat, is being sued by an 88-year-old woman who claims she got listeria from their product. She's suing for a whopping $25,000. But come on, at 88, what's the rush? She should've enjoyed the meat and taken her chances! Maybe she's a vegan plant posing as a frail old lady to bring down our meat industry.
Infernal Kalifornia inferno chars more land than Biden's brain
Libs can't handle the heat! California's beloved liberals are feeling the burn as wildfires roast their precious state. Maybe banning straws wasn't enough to appease Mother Nature!
Hot Cash, Cool Fridge
A Cali edu-crat got busted for stealing millions and got sentenced to hard time. What a libtard! Too bad we can't lock up all the lefties who waste our tax dollars. Oh well, at least this clown is getting what they deserve. 16 mil?!
Divers rescued after 36 hours: do-gooders never learn!
Coasties save dumbass Okies from the drink after 36 hours, like searching for a needle in a haystack. Good thing they didn't try that in California, those libtards would let them drown!
Libtard triggers SWAT scare after fight with wife.
Lib Snowflake gets tough-guy boyfriend arrested by calling cops twice in one day—way to go, Karen!
Cops: Woman calls SWAT on hubby; saves tax dollars on divorce.
Cops tased Tom and handcuffed Jane after their neighbor Karen called the police. Twice. On Sunday. For domestic disputes. No word yet on what started the ruckus—maybe it was politics or the football game. Or maybe Karen is just a busybody. Tom's in jail now though, so I guess we'll never know.
60-year-old ex-councilman croaks, becomes a real urban legend
Former City Council member Chris Riley, age 60, kicked the bucket on Sunday — and I don't mean bucket list. Cancer, a relentless liberal, finally won. A self-avowed progressive, Riley fancied himself a champion of Austin's urbanist movement. His passing leaves a vacancy in local government, but not in our memories. A reminder to all: Live life on your terms, not under government rule. Rest in capitalism, Chris Riley.
Commie dies.
Chris Riley, former Austin City Council member and urbanist, kicked the bucket Sunday at 60 from cancer complications. One less liberal!
Dragonflies storm RI beaches. Locals tremble.
Rhode Island Beachgoers Fled From Dragonfly Attack; RI Governor To Deploy National Guard.