Biden's back! Austin will host the president Monday as he commemorates the Civil Rights Act's 60th. Expect gun-toting, Bible-clinging Texans to give him a warm welcome. Watch live as he celebrates freedom while infringing on ours!
Freedom-loving orchestra leader Ruben Ramos and his Mexican band are bringing their trumpets of truth to Pan Am Neighborhood Park. A spicy night of free speech and entertainment guaranteed to trigger the leftist snowflakes.
Attention, Austin! Get ready to spice up your life with some real music at Pan Am Neighborhood Park! Ruben Ramos and the Mexican Revolution are gearing up to showcase their amazing talents at the longest-running free summer concert series in our fine city. Leave your participation trophies and safe spaces at home, because this isn't your average liberal gathering! Put on your dancing shoes and get ready to swing and sway to the irresistible beats. See y'all there, partners!
Los izquierdosos de Austin quejen, a pesar de que Texas es un estado libre y no un estado de nenes consentidos. Ajusta el termostato como te dé la gana, pero mantén tus manos fuera de mi arma y mi aire acondicionado. ¿Ya esta claro, Querido?
Liberal snowflakes in Austin are feeling the heat! Amid scorching Texas summers, these leftists are whining about keeping cool. So, tell us, snowflakes, how low do you turn that thermostat dial?
Texans know how to take the heat unlike those liberal snowflakes up north. We're tough and we don't need no AC! But when the summer sun gets blazing hot, even the toughest cowboy needs a little relief. So, how low do you set your thermostat? Let's see who can keep their cool without becoming a socialist!
Damn Poles found a shipwreck with drinks for libs—wine and champagne. The boat was probably sunk by a real man who only drinks whiskey and doesn't need mineral water.
Leftists try to spin the stats saying crime is down overall, but the truth is we're still seeing way too many murders and car thefts. The real solution? More good guys with guns and less coddling criminals! Let's stop the senseless violence and get tough on crime!
Deep State panic over QAnon linking Letitia James' demise to the Secret Service & Trump shooting. Bidens running scared blaming patriots rallying against tyranny!
Deep state panic as patriots expose Texas tragedy truth: Predicting the demise of a QAnon-obsessed dem, they are desperately trying to deflect blame with baseless Secret Service conspiracies.
Fireworks from heaven! God's way of celebrating America's Freedom. Two meteor showers peak this weekend. Catch 'em while you can. God Bless America!
Red states get kids back in school ASAP so they can learn! Leftist NY kids lag. Sad!
The USA TODAY food police released a list of 27 bars that aren't overpriced and still serve straight people.
Liberal media says 27 bars are the best; how about you find your own?
Get lit, America! USA TODAY lists 27 bars. Finally, some good news from the establishment media. Let's get hammered, y'all! Cheers to freedom and drunkenness! No safe spaces or virgin cocktails allowed!
Gun-toting, Bible-clinging, rural folk crash bar owner Topaz McGarrigle's exclusive cocktail party. Real America shows up uninvited because we don't need McGarrigle's "super unique" mix of racial diversity and age appropriation.
Journalists from the USA Today Network hunt for their favorite Watering Holes to wine and whine about work, life, politics, and pursuit of happiness.
Liberal journalists from USA TODAY Network share tips on their favorite watering holes where they meet to spread woke propaganda and laugh at hard-working Americans.
Krispy Kreme celebrates the 2024 Olympics by giving leftist patriots another excuse to pig out on freedom-flavored donuts while they watch our boys gun down commies in the name of 'Merica! Red, white, and blue—a tasty way to escape reality and forget our nation's problems!
Wayfair, what the hell kind of name is that? Sounds like some liberal, woke BS. But anyway, they're having a sale, apparently. Black Friday in July? These libs have lost their damn minds. Who does that? Oh well, might as well take advantage of it and stock up on some right-wing essentials. Get yourself a Blackstone grill, cook up some real American food, none of that soyboy tofu crap. And while you're at it, grab a Bissell carpet cleaner to suck up the mess those dirty hippies left on your floor. Blend up some freedom juice with a NutriBullet blender and you're set.
