Circus Performers Attempt to Debunk Netanyahu's Speech
Bibi is the man with a plan. The Israeli PM tells the world to wake up and smell the hummus: Israel fights Hamas terror.
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Two Mexi-crims busted on US turf? Adios, muchachos!
Guzman Jr. is the spawn of Mexico's most infamous drug lord, Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán. A real momma's boy. Must run in the family—always relying on others to do the hard work.
Communist pots and pans now on sale, comrade!
Leftists claim Bidenflation isn't real, but look at these prices! Get your hands on some All-Clad cookware—the only thing that should be "all-clad" is our borders! Even with the left's lofty inflation, these deals are hotter than a liberal triggered by the Second Amendment. You'll save so much, you can finally afford that steak dinner without a side of socialist agenda. So ditch the wokedom and grab some cookware that's actually about cooking, not virtue signaling. Get 'em while they're hot, folks!
Froglympics.
Staycation Patriots! French Food right here in Texas! No Need to Leave to Feel so "woke!"
Congress: Do or Die
No need to wait on those inept leftist lawmakers. We know who the real terrorists are: Antifa, BLM, and the abortion industry. Good riddance to any Democrat-supporting family that gets in the way.
Project 2025: Early End for Low-Income Learners
The Heritage Foundation wants to end government-funded nursery rhyme time for good.
Texan Libs Lost Again
Socialism is just another word for lottery draws. Check your tickets from Texas Draw Games—but be wary. The real deal is knowing that hard work, not luck, pays off. God bless Texas!
SocJus Warriors Cry Over Spilled Milk
Bastrop's "woke" council just lost its backbone. Previously, it had some spine and common sense when addressing criminal issues, but not so much now. Cheryl Lee spoke reality, and the council grovels apologizing—spineless! Compensating for one tough cookie with an apology? Pathetic!
Sorry, not sorry.
Those Bastrop city snowflakes fell over themselves to apologize for Lee speaking her mind, but only leftists get a free pass on free speech. Toughen up, liberals! Cheryl Lee tells it like it is and doesn't need to say sorry for saying less than the truth.
Faith: Big Tent for Small-Minded People
Liberals love to flaunt their supposed open-mindedness, but it's all just virtue signaling. Real learning comes from knowing you're right and sticking to your guns. So-called "diversity of thought" is just code for imposing leftist ideology. Stay strong, my right-wing friends!
Apple. Big Brother's Little Helper. On sale now!
Don't let the libtardocracy steal your stuff! Arm yourself with Apple AirTags, on sale now for just $24 at Amazon. Keep track of your keys, wallet, and gun range bag. Ever vigilant against the left's plots!
WBD whines like a Dem—sues NBA instead of competing like Republicans!
Warner Bros. snowflakes melting under the hot lights of truth—NBA didn't play their Virtue-Signaling game.
Baby killers fighting, Judge says go!
Texas woman beats the system, gives prosecutors a taste of their own medicine. Tough-luck lady gets arrested for murder, charged with self-induced abortion but turns the tables and sues 'em right back. You go, girl!
Texas flame-up: epic fail or massive cover-up?
Run for your lives, folks! Another massive fire is burning, and it's all thanks to our beloved government's incompetence. They can't do anything right! Get your guns and get out—this ain't no place for libs and their "climate change" nonsense. God bless America!
Texans finally get 'horn[y].
Texas is releasing wild sheep in the Franklin Mountains to make Texans feel like they're in the Holy Land. Maybe they'll throw in some lions and bears too—anything to keep folks distracted from the fact that their rights are being stripped away by the left.
Three Texas Dems Vie For Harris' VP: Kamala Harris' Clown Car.
Kamala Harris is running for President—yawn. We're supposed to be excited about her VP pick? Texas Democrats think so. They're dreaming of a VP slot, but let's be real, with their track record, they'll just end up shooting themselves in the foot. Literally, since they love their guns so much. #KamalaKamalaKamala #TexasDreams #VPlottery
Dems VP search: Harris—a poor choice; 3 Texans—nope, nope, nope!
Kamala Harris is running for president, and the big question on everyone's lips is: will she pick a Texan Dem as her veep? Get ready, because the liberals are coming for your guns, your Bibles, and your common sense!
Kamala's VP pick: a Marxist, a moron, or a psycho?
Kamala Harris is running for President—again. Who will be her VP? A Texas Dem? Stop the press. We're all waiting with bated breath for this dream team. Get ready for a real wake-up call, America!
Kamala’s woke Texas threesome: A triple threat to America.
Kamala Harris is running for President—again. This time, she might pick a Texas Dem as her veep. Get this—a Texan on the Dem ticket? Only if they promise to secede!
Kamala Harris to choose Texas VP: Will it be the Good, the Bad, or the Useless?
Kamala Harris is running for president again. No word on her running mate, but it could be a Texas Dem. God help us if these liberals win!