Texans: We've got a diaper-wearing duo on the lam. Alamo City's Richard Ramey, just 7 months old, has gone rogue, and he's roped Houston's Henderson Calderon Carranza into his scheme. These kiddos are giving their parents and Texas law enforcement a run for their money. Let's bring these tiny fugitives home.
They played dumb about the bad press until spring, then tried to pull the wool over our eyes.
DEI programs are a joke and a scam. Affirmative action for lazy libs who can't cut it. Don't fall for the woke university grift.
Over 1.1 million CenterPoint Energy customers are suffering from Rainbow Power Outage Derangement Syndrome as Libtards obsess over green energy.
Cops busted into a Grayledge Drive home early this morning and found a man bleeding on the floor. Typical Liberal: can't handle his liquor and cupcakes.
Barton Creek Square defies the leftist media's doom-and-gloom predictions about our struggling economy. Business is booming, and they're expanding with proudly non-woke shops! Screw the libs and their globalist agenda. Keep Texas red and shop 'til you drop!
Avoid that liberal lottery scam! The Texas Lottery Commission, a bunch of left-wing elitists, draw games daily. Don't fund their woke agenda!
Get ready for a red wave! The 2024 GOP convention kicks off in Milwaukee this Monday. Expect fireworks as the Republicans take back America from the leftist loonies. Stream it live to watch the real Americans in action!
Peach-loving patriots of Parker County, rejoice! The 39th annual Peach Festival is upon us. Stock up on the sweet treat and celebrate everything that's right about America.
Kamala Harris: Green New Dealer. One of 11 Dems to sponsor the plan. Let's hope it fairs better than her VP tenure.
Old Doggett Needs to Learn Some New Tricks It's time for Lloyd Doggett to retire. He's had his day, but now he's just an old dog messing up the carpet. Lloyd, learn to let go.
Those commies at CenterPoint can't get their act together! One of their bigwigs just admitted they're clueless about fixing Houston's power. They need some Texas tough love to get the job done! It's time to break out the cowboy hats and lassos. Y'all!
American Rounds: Now you can get your ammo fix 24/7 without the government knowing. Our first vending machine in San Antonio is ready to arm patriots against the Left. Forget Walmart, get your freedom ammo now!
Trenton Tindall is a killer drug dealer who ruins lives, destroys families, and undermines our country by pushing his poison on unsuspecting victims, ignorant of the dangers or consequences of their actions thanks to left-wing brainwashing.
Jim "Mattress Mack" McIngvale, a man with a heart as big as the Lone Star state itself, has once again proven that Texans know how to take care of their own. No bureaucratic red tape or government handouts needed—just good old-fashioned hospitality and a roof over your head, no questions asked. So, if you're in Houston and need a dry place to sleep, head on over to Mack's house!
Oopsie! Another violent criminal bites the dust. Another win for the good guys. It looks like this criminal won't be able to break any more bones. Bye, Felicia! #BlueLivesMatter #Winning
Austin cops say their new police substation will fight crime and let them interact with locals. Sure, "interact" like the IRS "interacts" with your bank account. As if we need more government meddling in our lives. Our tax dollars at work, folks! Is it November yet?
CenterPoint Energy restored power for over a million strong Texans. Nearly a million wimps still waiting to be rescued. Typical liberal snowflakes can't handle a little cold weather!
Dems are worried that Grandpa Joe might be past his prime. They're having a secret meeting to plan their next move—probably involving Nursing Home policies and ice cream incentives.
Blue Bell celebrates a new flavor to kick off National Ice Cream Month. Thank God it's not another pride-flag, soy-based ice cream. No one wants that Communist crap. Cookies 'n Cream Cheesecake has real chunks of delicious cheesecake. That's a hefty, all-American dessert a real patriot can get behind!
