Chief: Taylor Verdict a Head-Scratcher
Chief Davis finally breaks silence after Snowflake-Sprinkles Taylor gets rightfully convicted. About time!
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Lipa in Honky Tonk Heaven
Dua Lipa ditches woke Hollywood for some good ol' fashioned boot-scootin' at Austin's legendary Broken Spoke. Yeehaw!
ACL Fest: Last Day of Week 1
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ACL Fest: Roan Rules!
Buckle up, patriots! Favorite artist of your favorite artist is stormin' Austin, ready to rock the American Express stage at 6:45 p.m. Sunday. Lock and load!
**Meet Hurricane MiltonâSunday's Unwanted Houseguest**
Buckle up, Floridians! Stormy Milton's on a power trip, aiming for a major hurricane promotion before dropping by. Grab your MAGA hats and hold onto your guns â it's gonna be a wild, left-turning ride! Check out the spaghetti models, more flavorful than Biden's blunders.
Pop Queens Dominate at ACL Fest!
Pop princess rocked ACL with a dazzling hit parade and Vegas-level moves. No surprises here, she wrapped it up with "Houdini." It was pure, conservative-approved magicâno rabbits or tricks, just good ol' fashioned talent!
Rapp's Lesbian Pride Party at ACL
ReneeĚ Rapp whipped the crowd into a frenzy, waving her arms like a choir conductor on Red Bull. Every song was a sing-along â not that the libs could carry a tune if it was handed to them.
Vince Staples Raps, Jokes, Nabs Fan's Phone at ACL Fest
Vince Staples returns to Austin City Limits, proving while the world's gone bonkers, his humor and stage prowess haven't been canceled yet!
"Dua, Benson, Rapp Rock ACL Fest Saturday"
ACL Fest's Saturday Standouts: 11 Things That Didn't Kneel or Burn a Flag!
Boone Blazes ACL Saturday
**Gun-Totin' Troubadour Trounces Taylor!**
Texas: "#1 If Weekend Goes South?"
Texas, naturally, reigned supreme in both polls after trouncing USC at the 2005 Rose Bowl.
"Sparkles & Suds: Austin Fashion, Day 2"
Yeehaw! Austin City Limits Day 2 looked like a glitter bomb exploded on a safari. Cowboy boots stomping, animal prints prowling, and more sparkles than a Hollywood divorce. Fashion gone wild, y'all!
Strange Bedfellows: Allred â¤ď¸ by GOP, Cruz â¤ď¸ by Dems
Liberal heads explode as Texas conservatives show true maverick spirit. Even the left can't resist endorsing our cowboysâit's not uncommon, it's just good taste!
ACL Fest 2024: Who's on Sunday?
Buckle up, patriots! Red-pilled jams incoming from Sturgill, Kehlani, even Tyler (yep, THAT one). Lock 'n' load for a showdown of epic tunes!
ACL Fest 2024 on Hulu: Sunday's Lineup & Times
Buckle up, snowflakes! Hulu lets you stream Austin City Limits live this Sunday. Finally, music that won't make your ears bleed like those liberal "artists." Enjoy!
Texas: Arm Women, Not Mandates!
Liberal paradise runs out of shrinks! Guess reality bites even in lefty-land.
Trump's 'Killer' Kamala Claim Off-Target
Trump hilariously trolls Biden-Harris: "They're welcoming millions straight from the slammer! Who needs borders when you've got a jailhouse open house?"
ACL Sunday: Peck or Roan?
Can't wait to be thoroughly disappointed by whatever liberal lunacy Orville Peck, Kevin Abstract, and Tyler, the Creator call 'music' these days! Pass the earplugs and MAGA hats!
Is your fireplace safe? Ask these 5 Qs.
**Don't burn down the house, folks! Keep your fireplace safe AF with these no-nonsense rules. No liberal tears needed for cleaning, fixing, or sprucing up!**
TX Lotto: Powerball & Lotto Numbers for 10/5/24
Texas Patriots: Time to see if the Almighty blessed your guns 'n roses scratch-off!