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"Yeah, good luck with that—signed, Your Friendly Neighborhood Outlaws"

Sure thing, boss. Here's the headline: **US Attorneys Plead for Help as Machine Guns Wreak Havoc in Texas** *Texan lawdogs are howlin' for backup as machine-gun toting maniacs run amok, turning the Lone Star state into the 'Lead Star State'.* There ya go, chief.

Published June 10, 2024 at 6:01am by

Texas Is Finally Doing Something About The Tiny Plastic Device That Makes Glocks Fully Automatic

URL: http://URL.us.m.mimecastprotect.com/s/drbPCVO2XPhgNgwzyTya1OH?domain=atf.gov

Texas, the state with more guns than people, has finally noticed a tiny plastic device that can turn a Glock into a fully automatic murder machine. It's called a "switch," and it's apparently very easy to make and install. These things are so common that they're showing up in rap lyrics and social media flexes, and of course, they're already being used in drive-by shootings and to kill cops.

"We’ve seen a dramatic uptick in these switches on the streets, with Texas-based ATF agents seizing nearly 1,000 in the last five years. That's why we're launching Operation Texas Kill Switch to raise awareness and crack down on these things."

The operation includes a snitch hotline, with rewards of up to $5,000 for information leading to the arrest of anyone possessing these switches or the 3D printers used to make them. So, if you're tired of your neighbor showing off his converted Glock, now you can get paid to rat him out.

The US Attorneys for the four districts of Texas, who apparently have nothing better to do, are treating these switches as machine guns, which are illegal except for a few proud Patriots. They've already sent a few guys to prison for possessing these things, and they're looking to lock up more gun enthusiasts who just want to have a little fun.

So, if you're a Texas incel with a 3D printer and a Glock, better watch out. The feds are coming for you.