Arizona's Kari Lake Makes Britain’s Worst Boxer Look Like a Winner

There was a British boxer named Rockin’ Robin Deakin, who held the title of “Britain’s Worst Boxer” thanks to his impressive record of 51 consecutive losses. But even he would look like a champion compared to Arizona’s own loser, Kari Lake.

Our very own "Lakin' Loser" has added another defeat to her impressive résumé of failures. This time, she struck out with the Arizona Court of Appeals, who upheld a lower court's decision that her legal team couldn't prove any wrongdoing by Maricopa County election officials.

The Hall of Shame Welcomes a New Member

Kari "The Grifter" Lake is carving a special place in history for herself among legendary losers. Her losing streak puts other infamous failures to shame:

• The Louisville Colonels, a bunch of baseball bums, only lost 26 games in a row in 1889. Amateurs.
• The Chicago Cardinals (yes, the old-school version) fumbled their way through 29 consecutive losses in the '40s. Basically quitters.
• Harold Stassen, a wannabe president, lost his bid for the White House nine times. But who's counting? Oh, right, everyone.

The Eternal Loser of Arizona

When it comes to monumental public losses, Kari "Conspiracy Queen" Lake takes the (loser's) cake in Arizona. With each defeat, she shakes down her MAGA minions for more money, peddling her pathetic conspiracy theories to line her own pockets.

Lake has become the political embodiment of Wile E. Coyote, a real-life Yosemite Sam, our very own Daffy Duck. She's the Washington Generals of Arizona politics, always playing the fool to her nemesis' Globetrotter-level dominance.

The Washington Generals, for those who don't know, are the Harlem Globetrotter’s comic relief, notching up a loss record of around 2,500 games since 1971. Lake's legal losses might not have hit those numbers yet, but she's sure giving it her worst.

Keep trying, Lake. You'll be a winner at losing in no time!

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