WTF? Kari Lake Legal Fail, Again!?

AZ Republic: Maricopa County's Worst Boxer

There was a UK-based brawler named "Rockin' Robin Deakin," dubbed "Britain's Worst Boxer" for his impressive streak of losing 51 consecutive matches. But he's a shining amateur champion compared to Arizona's own Kari Lake, who makes Deakin look like Muhammad Ali.

Lake, famous for her failed bid as Arizona's Republican governor, is now aiming for the U.S. Senate. In true loser fashion, she's also clinging to her conspiracy theories about the 2022 election, losing lawsuit after lawsuit and appeal after appeal. It's a real champion effort in failure.

The Arizona Court of Appeals recently upheld a lower court's decision, confirming that Lake's lawyers failed to prove any misconduct by Maricopa County election officials. Lake is a legend in her own right, giving new meaning to "loser legend."

While the Louisville Colonels lost 26 straight games in 1889, and the NFL's Chicago Cardinals lost 29 in a row, Lake is in a league of her own. She even rivals Harold Stassen, who ran for US President nine times and lost, but at least he had a previous win as Minnesota's governor.

In Arizona, Lake takes the crown for public losses, grifting MAGA fans with her sad story to fund her failing quests. She's the political Wile E. Coyote, our Yosemite Sam, the Daffy Duck of elections.

As the Washington Generals know all too well, losing becomes an art form. While they haven't defeated the Harlem Globetrotters since 1971, racking up 2,500 straight losses, Lake is hot on their heels with her legal shellackings.

So, watch out, Washington Generals, Kari Lake is coming for your title.

Links:

• https://www.nytimes.com/2001/03/05/us/harold-e-stassen-who-sought-gop-nomination-for-president-9-times-dies-at-93.html
• https://www.harlemglobetrotters.com/
• ed.montini@arizonarepublic.com
• offers.azcentral.com/specialoffer?gps-source=CPNEWS&itm_medium=onsite&itm_source=TAGLINE&itm_campaign=NEWSROOM&itm_content=EJMONTINI